WaPo article from March: Cow-cuddling in the pandemic!

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https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/2021/03/08/cow-cuddle-sanctuary-covid/

Probably many here know if this already. It's news to me. I think also I once read about a guy in India who massages homeless people to bring back their sense of being human. Maybe now that I'm vaccinated, I'll follow up the obligatory change in the cup at Wawa, with a full minute hug. That should go over alright.

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  • [Deleted User]squeakytoy (deleted user)

    Calling @Mmart , come in, @Mmart , the cow threads have made a comeback!

    I love the idea of cow cuddles. :relaxed: Well, as long as they don't step on my foot.

  • [Deleted User]Mmart (deleted user)

    What do you talk about while cuddling your cow?

    Udder nonsense of course.

  • TheFunCartelTheFunCartel

    @Mmart Sometimes they have a beef.

  • [Deleted User]Mmart (deleted user)

    @FunCartel
    The last cow I cuddled had two legs shorter than the others. I guess you could call her lean beef.

  • TheFunCartelTheFunCartel

    @Mmart

    Why did the mob boss want the cow killed?

    Because the cow herd too much.

  • TheFunCartelTheFunCartel

    Why did the cowboy never use decimals?

    Because he new how to round up.

  • UCpaaHVg6u0UCpaaHVg6u0

    When the cow cuddles professionally, what is the etiquette? After you supposed to tip?

  • [Deleted User]squeakytoy (deleted user)

    TFW we finally get to enjoy another cow thread

    @UCpaaHVg6u0 I was very mooved by that article.

  • TheFunCartelTheFunCartel

    Why was the rancher’s mail wet?

    Because of a stampede.

  • TheFunCartelTheFunCartel

    How did the rancher get his cow out of jail?

    He posted hay bale.

  • UCpaaHVg6u0UCpaaHVg6u0

    60% of polled Holsteins preferred cuddling to tipping

  • TheFunCartelTheFunCartel

    What letter did the cow drive?

    He rodeo

  • TheFunCartelTheFunCartel

    What happens when lightning strikes a cow?

    Udder shock

  • TheFunCartelTheFunCartel

    Why would the cow not hang out with the cows at the neighboring ranch?

    Brand loyalty

  • [Deleted User]squeakytoy (deleted user)

    COME ON EVERYONE

    MILK THIS THREAD FOR ALL IT'S WORTH

  • TheFunCartelTheFunCartel

    @squeakytoy I am cownting on it!

  • [Deleted User]Mmart (deleted user)

    You guys are making a laughing stock out of this thread.

  • CuddleDuncanCuddleDuncan

    If you have beef with this thread, just moove along.

  • pmvinespmvines

    @Mmart laughing stock lol I see what you did there

  • pmvinespmvines

    @CuddleDuncan ah I see what you did too. Clever

  • [Deleted User]admirer97_ (deleted user)

    What do you call a bull performing self pleasure on himself?

    Beef Stroganoff

  • [Deleted User]admirer97_ (deleted user)

    Don’t upset the cows! This fiasco could have been prevented with hugs.

  • [Deleted User]squeakytoy (deleted user)

    How long do I hope these cow jokes go on for?

    For heifer and heifer.

  • Maverick07Maverick07

    Love this thread!!

  • [Deleted User]Mmart (deleted user)

    You can cuddle a cow but no sense in talking to one.
    It just goes in one ear and out the udder.

  • [Deleted User]Mmart (deleted user)

    Yesterday a man assaulted me with milk cheese and butter.
    How dairy..

  • [Deleted User]squeakytoy (deleted user)

    What do you call a cow that's just out of your sight?

    Pasteurize.

  • MaullySterlingMaullySterling

    I feel like I’ve herd all these cow puns before, I probably have deja-moo.

  • [Deleted User]squeakytoy (deleted user)

    @MaullySterling I'm sorry, it appears this batch of puns is previously used. Would you like a discount on them? How about... calf-off? :joy:

  • MaullySterlingMaullySterling

    snort

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