Anyone else like to go online and find something, either news or a post on a message board, to get offended by right before a cuddling session so you can go in feeling offended?
I’m offended that the yes option isn’t clickable
I'm so offended. 🙄
@MCcuddles2 You seem to have left out the option for cuddling while playing a musical instrument in your hot tub with your pet ... while feeling offended.
@cualtzin and @Sheena123 I am offended by your suggestions that my poll is inadequate
You guys!! These threads!! Unbelievable
clicks "I am offended"
Cuddling offends me greatly
Soooo flippin offended by all this offendedness!! Now where's my calm down cuddles?!!
After being offended before a cuddle , I then want to be bullied about it afterwards . That way I can understand more people better. Always learning!
I want to be bullied before my cuddle
@pmvines I believe that is called BDSM
Hey after care is the most important part of a BDSM relationship
@pmvines
Certainly an important part…
Consent and communication are the most important parts.
… not that I have any experience in that community, of course.
(Except a few times as a gigging musician. Those were, um, interesting gigs.)
@CharlesThePoet Did you play “When the Whip Comes Down”?
@FunCartel
Nothing so pedestrian, I assure you.
We were hired by a group…
Hmmm.
What is the prompt to make the “spoiler” tag?
It isn’t necessarily NSFW, but it certainly might give some folks the heebie-jeebies…
@CharlesThePoet ideally that part would already exist but yes you are absolutely correct
May we both one day live to see an ideal world.
😉
Im offended by been offended.
@CharlesThePoet ~
You put the carrot and exclamation point with a space ['>! '] in front of any text or images you want behind a spoiler (repeat for subsequent lines of text/images you also want hidden).
@quixotic_life
Thank you!
I know my IQ being in the single digits and being new in the whole cuddling game doesn't help much, but why would one choose to go in a cuddling session with negative feelings by purposefully blackening one's heart? Wouldn't that make the cuddling session less rewarding?
@CAKCy i am assuming (and yes I know what some people think assuming means lol) but I think this is much more of a "sarcasm" thread than a "real" thread. I think we are having a little fun here and it hasn't gotten out of control.....yet
@CAKCy This is all tongue in cheek.
And others, nothing offensive here, but perhaps disturbing.
What has been imagined cannot be un-imagined.
You have been warned…
My band, all African, Mediterranean, and Middle Eastern hand drummers, were hired by a group called CORE to be their live, ambient, improvisational soundtrack. CORE specializes in ecstatic ritual flesh hook suspension.
It was quite the experience, and taught me and all my band that we could perform under any conditions.
@OhioMike I've already mentioned my IQ being in the single digits so... but thanks for explaining (the not so obvious to me). Should I feel offended?
@FunCartel Please forgive my naivete...
@CAKCy you are welcome. Feel free to feel any emotion you are feeling. When I looked at your profile I saw your location. Very unique to us here in the states. I have been to Greece and Turkey but not your island. Can you tell us about what it is like there? I miss traveling
makes a "derp" face
@CAKCy No excuses need to be made. Humor means different things to different people.
@CharlesThePoet Wouldn’t that hook be considered baiting in the forum? I am offended yet again! 🤣
@OhioMike Thanks for the honor of going to the trouble to visit my profile. (No, I don't mention my IQ there).
The short version: Cyprus is an island
The long version: The legend says that Cyprus is the birthplace of Aphrodite. It's a beautiful destination especially for the lovers (can I say "lovers"?) of history as it is full of ancient ruins, some dating back to 10000BCE. Depending on the season one can enjoy the sea or skiing, or both (end of April-beginning of May). Of course, by my being a specimen of the islanders, one can understand that sarcasm is an elusive concept to us