Lets make a story, I'll start and then the next person can continue on and then so on.
Once upon a time there was a boy named Merfington Wallace, he lived with his angry Aunt Agatha and cousin Trophia. Merfington wore glasses and was deathly allergic towards rugs, stereos and sunshine. Every morning Angry Aunt Agatha would prepare oatmeal for the children, but before they were allowed to eat, she would be sure to spray the oatmeal with lots of Lysol and hand sanitizer. Trophia would usually purge he breakfast into her purse before giving it to her best friend Camille Pitroot in exchange for a new purse. Merfington would often have diarrhea in class and would never make it to the bathroom in time, which resulted in him being teased by the janitor and other children. One day in Merfington's class, his teacher Miss Kitchen, arrived with a bad case of the peasles, as she was about to write on the chalkboard she