Hey handsome
Uh...gulp. H-h-hello there, ma'a—miss! I meant miss! Um. Gee whiz, why am I so sweaty? Anyways! Haha, I sweat as much as anyone else, I mean. A normal human amount.
Anyways, yeah, welcome to Cuddle Comfort! It's a great place where you can cuddle people. You probably already knew that, though. I can't find my inhaler. One moment.
So, uh, do you like Pokémon? I mean, Pokémon is for dumb kids! I'm into cool things, like motorcycles and crank. Yeah. Sometimes people are put off by how much of a tough guy I am. Psh. Whatever. A handsome tough guy.
Heck yeah, comrade. I'm gonna blow this popsicle stand now. If anyone needs me I'll be sobbin—kicking sand in children's faces at the park.
Heh. I'm handsome. Take that, mom.
What's up my cuddly people?!