LOL. These are hilarious! I love it.
Home made ice cream or sorbet cuddle: I show up with a serving of my most recent batch of frozen dessert. (I’ve done this twice.)
I like to cuddle under the influence of many substances simultaneously whilst riding a mechanical bull.
Camp and Cuddle ~ I provide tent, air mattress, bonfires and choice of local places to go. May include camping with riding trails. I suppy a quiet dependable steed and we hit the trails.
Bonus options may include, air mattress leaking and going flat, long walks in the dark to the bathhouse together ( separate facilities) spooky stories about anything. I can impress or frighten you with my extensive knowledge of serial killers and forensics.
Cuddles , laughs and memories will be plentiful as anyone who has camped with me has said " Wow, well this is a first" And....... they camped with me again!!