Canoe come over now?
Knock, knock.
Figs the doorbell ~ Sheesh!! I’ve been knocking forever!
Olive cuddling with you sooooo much!!
Honeydew you wanna spoon?
Ears another silly knock knock joke for ya!
Dozen anyone else wanna play too??
Any and all eyerollers welcome... and no need to knock, just come on in...
Hold on. Let me check the Ring app.
@CrissyKat 🤣🤣
Whoe's there Number 2 Number 2 who I pooped today
An extra special somethin', just for @pmvines~😘
Nobody. Nobody's playing my dumb game. 😥😢😭
Reminds me of a poem...
Nobody loves me, nobody cares, Nobody picks me peaches and pears. Nobody offers me candy and Cokes, Nobody listens and laughs at me jokes. Nobody helps when I get into a fight, Nobody does all my homework at night. Nobody misses me, Nobody cries, Nobody thinks I'm a wonderful guy. So if you ask me who's my best friend, in a whiz, I'll stand up and tell you NOBODY is! But yesterday night I got quite a scare I woke up and Nobody just WASN'T there! I called out and reached for Nobody's hand, In the darkness where Nobody usually stands, Then I poked through the house, in each cranny and nook, But I found SOMEBODY each place that I looked. I seached till I'm tired, and now with the dawn, There's no doubt about it- NOBODY'S GONE!!
😉 ~ Shel Silverstein
Knock knock Who’s there? Nobody Nobody who? …………………….. …………………….. …………………….. ……(Silence)
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get that for me please!
Knock knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you gonna come over here and cuddle my stuffin's out? 🤗
~ Sunset Snuggles
@RickyRenny ~ I don't know if it's all the dots/the formatting, or the joke itself, but that totally got me. Very well placed! 😅
@quixotic_life
Knock knock! Who’s there? Me… Me who? Me… me…?! Me! Who!? Me Meme!!! 😡
😋
@tranh002799 ~ I love your profile pic!!
Knock knock Whose there Cuddle Cuddle who Boo hoo nobody wants to cuddle