Here is an old one. If you know one please share.
WeLcOmE!!!
*Ladies and JellyBeans: I come before you to sit beside you. To tell you a story I know nothing about. Next Thursday, which is Good Friday, at the square corner of the round table, there will be a women's meeting held strictly for men. Admission is free, so pay at the doors. Plenty of seats so sit on the floors. Now to get on with my story.
One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, took out their knives and shot each other. The deaf policeman heard the noise, and came to kill the two dead boys. And if you don't believe my story is true, ask the blind man cause he saw it too.
Anon