The forums have been, um, interesting. Can I just have a predictably old fashioned boner thread please
The thread that keeps popping up.
My first night in prison, not sleeping next to my wife, I wrestled with a very large erection. I just wish it was my own.
@Btown For Asians every 2 or 4 years in November, Erection Day is a happy day!
@cylee1180 lol
@cylee1180 hey, if its only every 2 to 4 yrs then why is China so over populated? Answers please ....
Sometimes it seems like everyone has a boner to pick with everyone else right ? 😂
@Btown Well, not in China.
@pmvines I dunno. I know as much about erection days in Asia as you do in Europe, but my guess is the one child policy minimized erections and they had to readjust, put a pillow between, or pause and mellow down first. Lol
So much pressure on such a large nation of people
Y'all are a large and gigantic HOOT. LMAO. May this never end.
@pmvines Plessure? I agree. Lol
@achetocuddle As with most (individuals of a certain gender), it ends too soon...
@FunCartel I see what you did there. Very in-tent(s).
I stand erected
oh D*mn this is funny.
"I may have caught feelings for a cuddle friend what do I do? "
We dont talk about such things here you tainter of cuddling how dare you ! Closes thread
"Yet another thread dedicated to men talking about their penises with boner jokes intermingled with essays about what to do if one gets a boner while in presence of a lady "
Carry on
This thread reminds me when Tricky Dick was President. Remember him? It was hard for him to resign after he was exposed.
This thread has me utterly deflated 😂
What a pickle party this is.
@pmvines I appreciate your dedication
I used to get boners when I cuddle. Not anymore. I could be deep into a spoon and nothing. I need to get my Test levels checked.
Couldn't sleep, checked forums. As a lady, I hope this thread also keeps others up all night.
Are you guys architects when you cuddle? What other erection could you possibly be eluding to. Archeologists cause whose boner?
I've often wondered what the antidote to sildenafil was. I see that selected reading is the answer.