Would kid cuddy be a good cuddler after milking a cow that chews cud?

edited February 2023 in General

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  1. Would kid cuddy be a good cuddler after milking a cow that chew cud?7 votes
    1. YES
      42.86%
    2. no
      57.14%

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  • [Deleted User]MaverickLegend (deleted user)

    would a woodchuck cuddle
    if a woodchuck could cuddle wood?
    He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
    and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would
    if a woodchuck could cuddle wood.

  • This is wildly odd, from what i know of kid cudi and that’s not a lot

  • You must have been really bored.

  • I don’t know much about dairy farms, but I imagine it takes a great deal of work for those involved. I also don’t know much about Kid Cudi or his cuddling prowess, but it’s probably safe to assume that if he is taken out of his element and tasked with milking cows, at the end of the day he will probably be too exhausted to cuddle. Now if he’s just milking one cow, that may change things, but he may not be in the mood to cuddle. Would he be asked to cuddle there on the farm, or would he be traveling back home first? Is his cuddle partner a stranger or someone he knows? Perhaps it’s the cow that is being cuddled as it happily chews on its cud. That may be risky though, and probably unsanitary. Though happy cows make better milk. Perhaps he is starting a new initiative to make dairy cows feel loved by cuddling them. If that’s the case, then I would think he provides those cows some great cuddles as he makes for conditions where a cow is comfortable chewing its cud in peace. So given the limited information I have to work with, I am going to give him the benefit of the doubt and say he would make for a good cuddler, even after milking a cow.

  • @Charlie_Bear I am impressed with the amount of thought you have put into this silly hypothetical scenario. Standing slow cap that speeds to a rapidly paced mid pressure applause to you my friend . Just wow

  • @pmvines 😂😂😂 thank you sir

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