@stormydaycuddle 😄 Used up all the hot water, did'ja?
~ Sunset Snuggles
@munkg hahaha yes and please save me from this hole i have dug for myself...actually no just fill it back up
@Charlie_Bear Ye speak of filling holes? NON-PLATONIC!
@SunsetSnuggles omg noooooooooooo! I am gonna get myself put in time out in the worst kind of thread at the worst time
So let's just be real, how long have the mods been paying @pmvines to start these threads just to see who the pervs are? 😁
@Charlie_Bear
🤣🤣 its just @SunsetSnuggles, she just needs some snuggs and she's good.
The snakes wouldn't like this thread, they have a reptile dysfunction
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Why is this thread a thing?
Because @pmvines decided to take a break from his coprophilia.
@SunsetSnuggles boners AND poops?? Will you marry me please
@wrench please stay on topic.
@pmvines Depends, how do you look in a collar?
@stormydaycuddle 😂 I take it all back, Pro mods are HIRED!
@SunsetSnuggles funny you ask that. I met my sons mother on a bus in Belgium. I was wearing a spiked collar , had partially dreaded hair past the middle of my back, a beard you could hide a dinner bowl in, and a tshirt that depicted a nun doing unholy things . Apparently i looked kinda hot 🙂
@pmvines Pics or it didn't happen. 🧐
@SunsetSnuggles that was before cell phones had cameras lol. I'm old as dirt
@pmvines You mean back in the days of gasp film?! Well, I never!
I know you're old as dirt, your "dirty" mind gave you away. 😁
Well I’m impressed. Not even I thought we could keep it up this long
@justwanthugs there may have been natural supplements involved.
What goes up must come down
@lonelytauros at the ER 20 hrs later. Okay, I'm walking away now.
It comes and goes. I can safely spoon without pitching a tent now. Veteran moves
@stormydaycuddle You're walking kinda funny...what have you been doing the past 20 hours?
Skills, @panda619.
Man, this thing keeps sticking up its ugly head. You’re sitting here reading the forum, and all of the sudden a boner thread pops up. It makes for a long hard night, building a no-perv internet presence and then trying and trying to keep it up, and some boner wielding dude turns up and gives you the shaft. What’s really nuts about the whole thing is that seminal point of this exercise for basically all of this growing body of evidence, is to get in the sac.
I mean come on.
@SunsetSnuggles don't tag me hahaha... I have ADHD... Beetlejuice, Bloody Mary and The Candyman have nothing on me. I will appear and people usually regret it.
Sadly I don't know any of those references, but I edited you out. 😋
I wonder why threads about relationships aren't ok but boner threads are fine. Seems so random what's allowed or not allowed.
@SunsetSnuggles They are urban legends. If you say, "Bloody Mary" into a mirror three times she appears like out of a horror movie. I was fine!!! I was just kidding. HUGS!!!
Appropriate timing for this thread. A perfect opportunity to reinforce the six-inch social distancing rule in the nether regions while cuddling.
Thank you,
Office Richard Bonert
We are also taking recommendations on possibly increasing that distance.