The Siblings of the Oooof.

[Deleted User]CharlesInWI (deleted user)

In response to a reply from the kind and thoughtful
@stormydaycuddle , and a misguided youth who simply doesn’t know better yet, I thought I would post something I first wrote for a men’s chronic pain support group I have worked with.

A little insight for the young, and a little “you are not alone” for my Brothers and Sisters of the Oooof.

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The Brotherhood of the Ooof.

Ages 0-14:
There was no recollection of pain. I sometimes had a scrape, but never a bruise. I sometimes had a cold, but never felt any aches.

Ages 15-19:
Puberty. Growth spurts HURT. (I grew 7 inches in 3 months during the worst of it. Actual, real, serious pain. Constant aches, cramping all the time, and as clumsy as I have ever been.) There were sprains and cuts and bruises, but they all healed very, very quickly. Sports was still fun and exciting, and if I got a bit banged up it didn't matter, I would be mostly fine the next morning.

Ages 20-25:
Golden time, physically. No more clumsy, no more aches from growing, no more weird hormonal fluctuations. Just me, and whatever I wanted to do. Hungry for a double chili cheeseburger? Just eat that. Jalapeno fries, 4 beers, and banana split? Yum! As strong as I wanted to be, and endurance for days. Never out of breath for longer than it took to take three deep breathes. No matter what I had done the day/night before, every morning I bounced out of bed, hit the shower, and was fine. Scraps and bruises were cosmetic, and had no impact on me.

Age 26:
First Testosterone Drop, and the bounce was something I had to summon up. It was no longer natural. I was experienced, and as strong as I had ever been. However, the aches and pains, and the scrapes and bruises were no longer cosmetic, and scar tissue was suddenly an impediment, and not just a way to impress women.

Ages 27-36:
Basically, everything is fine. Stretching and warming up before sports or working became a thing, but it was manageable. I could get through any aches and pains with a hot shower and a couple of aspirin. Slower than I was, but again, that experience at using my strength and knowing what to do made all the difference. From 20-36 I don't remember ever being sick. I mean, not even a sniffle or a fever.

Ages37-42:
The Second Drop. Testosterone took another leveling out. Stretching and warming up were a requirement. Without doing it I could look forward to a few days of limping around.
This is the beginning of the "oooof".
That feeling where standing up after a long day is suddenly an effort. Stairs are no longer a way up, but rather a thing to think about looking for an elevator because of. Scar tissue lets me know if the weather is changing.

Ages 43-45:
And, the first major illness/disease hit me.
(For those playing at home, please pray to whatever gods you have that you never develop epididymitis.) Ten days of true, stomach churning, soul killing pain. Maybe I want to just die pain. And, as a bonus, I picked up a nice case of MRSA from the hospital visit. Antibiotics and sulfates for almost 14 months.
Daily nausea. Permanent nerve damage. Chronic pain.

Ages 46-53:
True Meaning of the Oooof... Accepting that I will never fully recover from the antibiotics. At this point, pleasure is often simply the absence of pain. All those bruises I was shrugging off, barely aware of, or powering through from 15-36 are now constant companions.
Stretching is now a regime, and a large part of the morning for me. Hot showers are not about cleanliness, but about therapy. Jacuzzi is a sexy, sexy word.

And, here are three ways that I know I am truly getting older...

1) I can see the end of the horizon. 25 to 40 years away, but I am closer to the day of my death than of my birth.

2) Nothing is more important than a comfortable chair with good back support. NOTHING.

3) I swear to all that is holy and true, if offered a choice between anything and a backrub, I would take the backrub. And I mean, anything.

Be kind friends, because we truly don’t know what others are dealing with.

Comments

  • edited June 2023

    "Basically, everything is fine. Stretching and warming up before sports or working became a thing, but it was manageable. I could get through any aches and pains with a hot shower and a couple of aspirin"

    @CharlesInWI I identify so much! I threw my back out 2x in the past 2 months. They only give you one. That's tragic because when we're young we lift with our backs and even laugh about it. Then when you get a little older in hindsight it's cringe worthy and it catches up to you.

    Ty, for the post. If it were me I'd have said punk rather than 'misguided youth' then again I've spent a bit of time in time out for mouthing off. Okay, so it was only once... :) LOL

  • @CharlesInWI
    thanks for sharing that!
    From the 46 year old that does stretch twice a day :)

  • Ewww. The Ooooof. It will not go quietly, it will not go mildly, the Lol of is the truth because the pain never lies to me.

  • Well dang, something to look forward to. 😆 I'm glad I started yoga last year, I adore it!

    ~ Sunset Snuggles

  • edited June 2023

    Yeah, I can relate. When I was a kid (to me, anything under thirty is now a 'kid'), I never understood how older people would say things like 'oh, my knee is starting to ache, must be a storm comin'!' I get it now. The broken wrist back in my twenties now hurts and aches when air pressure changes quickly.

    But I'm not complaining. I'll gladly live with the Oooof, as it reminds me every day that I'm still on the top side of the dirt, and there's plenty of fellers my age who are already dead.

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