Given two possible explanations for a cat's behavior, the more diabolical one is usually true.
If you put your finger in your ear and scratch it, it sounds like you're playing Pacman.
When a koala bear mates with a possum you get this
@pmvines So cute!
I went to this fight the other day and a damn hockey game broke out.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words.
I am that I am.
No really, why not?
Love is just experiencing the joy that is life.
Staying up late and getting up late makes me happy, healthy, and late.
I post about my poops instead of telling people how irritating they really are
@pmvines - I'll keep that in mind next time I get a run-by pooping by you on one of my threads.
@pmvines As long as you don't have hemorrhoids. They can be a real pain in the neck.
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas!
@Matt462 😂
Best review of noise cancellation headphones:
"When I flipped the switch, I couldn't hear the wife talking!"
I just can't anymore
The word 'queue' is just 'q' with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line.
I hate it when my phone autocorrects my swear words. People think I'm obsessed with ducks.
Desserts is stressed spelled backwards
Deep conversations with the right people are epic and eye opening 🦋💛
"Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable." - Mrs. White, (Clue 1985)
(calm down, fellas)
If letters are meant to help you pronounce words Why do we have silent letters?
I'm done . That's all .
Never try to teach a pig to sing, it wastes your time and annoys the pig.
Some folks would complain if they were in a pie house with a fork in each hand.
If you’re in Kansas now, only cuddle indoors and with AC. 100+ is not outdoor cuddling weather. This probably applies in other localities as well.
@KansasDad I know! The 134 degree heat index yesterday was insane!
https://www.kshb.com/news/local-news/national-weather-service-lawrence-sees-134-degree-heat-index-sunday#:~:text=At 2:25 p.m. Sunday,at the Lawrence Municipal Airport.&text=Just about a half-hour,experiencing a 120-degree index.
@Matt462 I read that soooo wrong....
@Sideon my mom used to tell me not to use men as keenex. Hahaha. I'd like to point out that I was in HS at the time. There's a lot of drama and intrigue then. It wasn't all my fault.
And I had a huge crush on Tim Curry after I saw Clue so my dad showed me Rocky Horror Picture Show. LOL. Still think Tim Curry is awesome.
1+1+2+1
I used to do drugs. I still do. But I used to also.
I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would be very upset if she heard me say that.
Oh how I miss Mitch Hedberg .
@hugo_stieglitz Ditto on the Mitch Hedberg sentiment.
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