In all seriously though, what's a guy to do? If you say calm down, they get mad. If you try a hug, you get shoved. If you talk, they get mad. If you don't talk, they get mad. If you leave the room, they get mad. Either way, you're screwed 😅
The boogeyman checks for Chuck Norris in his closet while Chuck Norris checks for @Katota .
@jplemmon - In game theory, there is a category of games that can only be “won” by not playing.
Dr. Bazerman’s $100 bill auction that he holds in his MBA class at Harvard is a great example of such a game.
@JohnR1972 Does game theory account for the fact that "not playing" is not one of the choices if you want to be able to return home? 😆
In all seriously though, what's a guy to do? If you say calm down, they get mad. If you try a hug, you get shoved. If you talk, they get mad. If you don't talk, they get mad. If you leave the room, they get mad. Either way, you're screwed @jplemmon
This might be my greatest work ever 😂
@lonelytauros Lol!😁 Only on the forums can I be "dangerous", total different story in person.😊
Promise!🤚😁
Chuck would adore me, if we met in person.😊😍
@RedFox16 Oh, I love that meme.😁
@JohnR1972 Wargames taught us that concept. WOPR said, "the only winning move is to not play."
Wargames taught us that concept. WOPR said, "the only winning move is to not play."
Game theory preceded that movie by decades as the mathematician John von Neumann described and demonstrated it several years before.
@BoomerSpooner how fun. Wargames was the first place many of us kids had heard of it. I was 9 and that line has resonated with me about life. Beyond a video game.
In all seriously though, what's a guy to do? If you say calm down, they get mad. If you try a hug, you get shoved. If you talk, they (get mad. If you don't talk, they get mad.* If you leave the room, they get mad. Either way, you're screwed
@jplemmon Lol! 😁 Not necessarily, when we get mad at a man. We still want you in the room with us, we just don't want ya'll BREATHING (in said room with us) while we're mad at you. Simple!😁😄
Of course, it does depend on the offense itself too.😁
Lol!😄 But then we'll TRY to remember something positive and endearing (that you men have done unselfishly) for us to NOT stay mad at you (forever) so that ya'll men may breathe normal again. 😊
@Katota not breathing oh ok. Thanks for the advice 😅
Oh wait, I get it. Pass out and fake a medical emergency wink wink.
then we'll TRY to remember something positive and endearing (that you men have done unselfishly) for us to NOT stay mad at you
I guess I am screwed then.
@jplemmon Exactly! Now you're getting it.😄
@BoomerSpooner Well damn...LOL! I guess you are screwed. 😄😄😄
@Mike403 Oh Mike! Lol😄😁
This advice could have changed my whole life 😢
Well it can be hard to focus on the good when heated and negative emotions are high (especially when it comes to personal relationships). But I did try, and I also failed at doing so in the end too.😊😌
Lol! Hence why I also have grudges.😏
I mean that's good stuff but I meant the fake medical emergencies.
@Mike403 😊😉 See? 😁 Come get a Hershey bar.🍫😁 😜🤪😝
I'd just walk out and never interact with said person again.
@starrynitecuds - War Games came out at the end of my Jr. year of high school. The following year I was the inaugural president of our newly created high school computer club. It was a great movie and one I had not thought about in ages. Thanks for the reminder of the classic!
@Pmvines 😆
I remember NA DEEN, yeah you can't come at her like YOU. You gotta come at her like HER!😆😆
@pmvines That was hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣
Awe hey there @CuddleHugs01234 😊