As we approach the end of the year, we must consider where we are in the grand cosmic scheme. And by what criteria we can judge this. I have, with much meditation, reflection, and pondering the nature of the universe (I was bored one day), I have come up with the Hop Zodiac.
- Year of the Frog
- Year of the Rabbit
- Year of the Kangaroo
- Year of the Person Who Stepped On A Lego
- Year of the Excited Puppy
- Year of the Agitated Ferret
- Year of the Squirrel
- Year of the Pirate Who Lost His Peg Leg
- Year of the Grasshopper
- Year of the Beer Recipe
- Year of the Dance Party
- Year of the Seventh Day Advent Hoppists
Through extensive and painstaking calculations (I chose one at random), I have determined that we are entering the Year of the Excited Puppy.