@HappyHikes haven’t seen them
Most cuddles booked for a pro Most cuddles completed by an enthusiast Most states cuddled in Most $ paid for cuddles
This thread did not disappoint Y'all came out guns blazing
daps
Best ai generated profile text
most likely to try to poke ur belly button
Most times someone complains about a thread being about anything other than cuddling
Most Inventive Most Outrageous Requestor Most Outraged Recipient Sleepiest Cuddler Cuddler most likely to show up with a 10 page agreement and waiver. Cuddle Style/Fashion award. Cuddler who gets up every 5 minutes and gave you a seedling plant as you were leaving to make up for it.
Most times posting unsolicited bibliographies with links to threads you've made when somebody poses a simple question or statement
Best Dressed for Cuddling Worst Dressed for Cuddling
Best cuddle song created. I give it to @OokerSnapper for
Best/worse lying about your age page
Most fun socks! For my fellow cuddlers in socks.
Worst blurry profile pic! For my fellow anonymous users.
Best laugh! For those who like cuddles and giggles.
@RiverBreeze some of these are oddly specific and I hope your seedling plant grew into a beautiful garden. @pmvines if I knew how to link to the “I’m peeved and you’re gonna hear about it!” Thread I would lol and I think you’re onto something with your coffee table book idea…
And for my submission I’d like to offer the Golden Arch Award-For outstanding dedication to Foot Comfort
@89cadillac thank you for this and these chuckles this morning
Most cups of coffee consumed while scanning through these threads.