Post something Positive or Funny

Hi Cuddlers!

The weather is cold and blustery right now, in many regions anyway, and especially mine. Let's warm it up on here :)
Shall we crowdsource some happiness? Post something that brings you a smile or even a laugh. Let's do it!
Here's mine, which some sources say is faked, but who cares:

https://www.facebook.com/passionforbeautifulhorses/videos/1377989912307313/

What are some of yours?

Happy Cuddles,
-Pink

Comments

  • A zookeeper wanted to get some extra animals for his zoo, so he decided to compose a letter. The only problem was that he didn't know the plural of "Mongoose".

    He started the letter: "To whom it may concern, I need two Mongeese."

    No, that won't work. He tried again: "To whom it may concern, I need two Mongooses." Is that right?

    Finally, he got an idea: "To whom it may concern, I need a Mongoose, and while you're at it, send me another one."


    Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson were hiking. They hiked all day long and then, having gotten tired, went to sleep in their tent. Holmes wakes up deep at night, wakes Watson and says, "Watson, do you see the bright stars and do you notice how clear the sky is? What can you deduce from it?"

    "Well, I suppose it means the weather tomorrow will be dry and sunny."

    "No Watson, it's simpler than that. It means that somebody has stolen our tent."


    Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?"

    "Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest psychological techniques: visualization, association, etc. It was great."

    "That's great! And what was the name of the clinic?"

    Fred went blank. He thought and thought, but couldn't remember. Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, "What do you call that flower with the long stem and thorns?"

    "You mean a rose?"

    "Yes, that's it!" Fred turned to his wife.

    "Rose, what was the name of that memory clinic?"

  • Those are great! I love jokes and meditation is awesome :)

  • A 10 minute meditation to give you guys a a postive boost of the day <3 you deserve 10 minutes for yourself!

  • A florist calls up his local politician. He's upset because a group of monks plans to open a flower shop right next door to his shop. The politician says "I can't do anything about it! Those are the guys are from St. Mickey's, down the street, and they're really popular in the neighborhood."

    The florist says "You've got to do something! I've been here for decades, and they're going to cut into my business. And remember, only you can prevent florist friars."

    ba-dump-bump

  • I like those types of videos brandi. I find they're pretty helpful for sleep too.

  • That one is great, Brandi. ^^I love these memes ^^ So cute :)

    I've also used this meditation as a go to, and it never fails to relax me though it is a bit longer:

    Loving the positive vibes!

  • @pinklipstick22
    Loooove the longer ones, Jason stephenson specifically! especially for bedtime, he has a lot of vidwos on his channel, I personally love body scans :)
    Another really good channel is michael seely, he has a very relaxing/monotoneish voice and I love the word choices as well.
    I havent found a female voice that has worked very well yet, Im always on the search but, Its hard when My favorites do the trick each time xP

  • Just came across this:

  • edited November 2021

    Some places in Australia have grown back so beautifully after the huge fires !

  • Baby sloth gets onesies.

  • [Deleted User]creedhands (deleted user)

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  • I made a new acquaintance recently that's going well and we might become friends. :)

    @creedhands lol. πŸ˜‚

  • I have a spare bedroom that I use for a cuddle with a big screen TV that I put on a U Tube bubbling creek video and turn the ac down low and I have a lamp that has a bulb that flickers orange just like a flame.
    I had a cuddler come in and seen it and she run over and unplugged it and shouted your lamp is on FIRE, LOL

  • Omgosh!!! @waynewv that IS so funny!!! It’s on FIRE!!!!

    What a fun thread!! 😊😊😊

  • "Oldtimers' Disease"
    Just a line to say I'm living
    That I'm not among the dead,
    Though I'm getting more forgetful
    And more mixed up in the head.
    For sometimes I can't remember,
    When I stand at the foot of the stairs,
    If I must go up for something
    Or if I've just come down from there.
    And I'm before the refrigerator so often,
    My mind is full of doubt:
    Have I just put the food away,
    Or have I come to take some out?
    And there are times when it is dark out,
    With my night cap on my head,
    I don't know if I'm retiring
    Or just getting out of bed.
    So if it's my turn to write you,
    There's no need in getting sore,
    I may think I've already written,
    And I don't want to be a bore.
    So remember I do love you,
    And I wish that you were here;
    But now it's nearly mail time,
    So I must say, "Goodbye, dear."

    P.S. There I stood beside the mail box
    With a face so very red,
    Instead of mailing you my letter,
    I had opened it instead!

  • @Lovelight yes yes!!! πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—

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