Time to call a a spade a spade

jaekast11jaekast11
edited December 2018 in General

I joined with an open mind and high hope's of making connections with fellow cuddlers/kindred spirits. Reality, however, was quite different. This site is a side hustle for "professional" cuddlers. Go get yours, I'm not hating but let's call it what it really is....cuddling is a business now. For my fellow dreamers, I hope we can find a true cuddling community someday. Maybe socially we aren't ready for this yet....too much programming to filter out. But for now, 100 dolla will give you a hug and a pat on the back. Lol cheers!

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  • warmtouchwarmtouch

    Couldn't of stated it any better!

  • jaekast11jaekast11
    edited December 2018

    This might put some of ya'll outta work :3 ....

  • jaekast11jaekast11

    Was looking for this...

  • hogboblinhogboblin

  • jaekast11jaekast11

    But got this instead. =)

  • jaekast11jaekast11

  • jaekast11jaekast11

    I wanna hug a Hogboblin.

  • jaekast11jaekast11

    Hogboblin, get your sweet beta Male ass into my warm loving arms.

  • hogboblinhogboblin

    You do know that you’re not owed anything, right? And that your wants and desires aren’t more valid than anyone else’s, yeah?

  • jaekast11jaekast11

    So that's a yes? Meet you at your place at 9pm darling.

  • [Deleted User]DarrenWalker (deleted user)

    @jaekast11: Not a chance. He's mine.

  • jaekast11jaekast11

    Speaking of "owe" ummm I think you the only thing owned is the bill you u have to pay for after said services.

  • jaekast11jaekast11

    What are you defending hobgoblin btw? This cuddling lifestyle? They have SJWs to defend fake cuddling communities? Lol wow. Well done brave knight, you've chosen a noble cause.

  • [Deleted User]DarrenWalker (deleted user)

    Questions of ownership aside, @jaekast11 old boy, you've only been on this site for what, a month? Seems a bit early to be so terribly disillusioned. Or did you expect young women to be lining up, desperate to throw themselves into your "warm loving arms"?

  • jaekast11jaekast11

    Sir Hogboblin of the knights cuddler.

  • jaekast11jaekast11

    Another noble night approaches.....defending the kingdom. =) =) =)

  • jaekast11jaekast11

    What a loving community. You guys are terrible at poker.

  • [Deleted User]DarrenWalker (deleted user)

    Sir Hogboblin makes a good point—sharp as a lance, that one. No one owes you anything. Just because you joined a cuddling site doesn't mean you deserve a certain number of cuddles a month. So you don't want to hire a pro? Don't. Wait for an enthusiast. Don't be too surprised if you're waiting a real long while, though....

  • hogboblinhogboblin

    @jaekast11

    I’m inclined to believe that a professional cuddler would be your only viable option for platonic intimacy.

    What you’re currently doing makes me think of an involuntary celibate storming into a brothel and throwing a tantrum. It’s absurd, and more detrimental (given your personality traits) than anything.

  • jaekast11jaekast11

    Lol Darren. CLean your room and pick up all your dirty hentai comics off the floor please.

  • jaekast11jaekast11

    Omg Darren. =) =) =) =) =) :s =) =) =) =) =) =) =) =)

  • [Deleted User]DarrenWalker (deleted user)

    @jaekast11: Dude. Get out of my room.

  • jaekast11jaekast11

    Darren you woulda been better fapping to your hentai than responding to this post. :3 :3 jog on...fap on. =) =) =)

  • [Deleted User]DarrenWalker (deleted user)

    [muffled laugh] This guy didn't read my profile at all, did he?

    Anyway. It's true that it's way easier to get hold of a pro than an enthusiast... but that doesn't mean this site is all pros. I mean, it's kind of part of a pro's job to be more available than an enthusiast, yeah? So of course they're easier to find.

    Plus a lot of the enthusiasts aren't terribly enthusiastic. I mean: strangers, dude.

    But seriously, you think you're frustrated? You've been here maybe a month—I've been here over three years, and I've had maybe three cuddles in all that time. Difficult to get people to trust you over the interwebs. Especially when you have all the charm of a horned toad.

  • jaekast11jaekast11

    Good gawd the kingdom sent it's two bravest knights to troll my post. The gauntlet has been thrown.

  • jaekast11jaekast11

    I'm sure both of you fappers are getting karma points for posting here. Lol continue to unravel and expose yourselves. Everyone loves a trainwreck.

  • jaekast11jaekast11

    It's Friday! Don't get

  • jaekast11jaekast11

    I just like posting memes. Don't mind me.

  • [Deleted User]DarrenWalker (deleted user)

    Wait, are we knights or trolls? I'm lost. Perhaps we're troll knights of the great Trollish Kingdom? Defenders of those who don't want to snuggle up to the entitled, pesterers of those whose personalities are so lousy they can't even get a cuddle without paying for it!

    Yeah, sure, why not.

  • jaekast11jaekast11

    In Japan you can get one of these to accompany you for dinner if you are by yourself at a restaurant.

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