Just Some Humor But Some Will Relate I'm Sure


  • edited January 7

    If that 10-year-old kid has already experienced 20 years worth of trauma, they might need a bit more than a little sage.
    But keep your fingers crossed.

  • @NewGuy711 that was a funny meme to share! Yeah it takes more than sage and duct tape to fix 20 years of trauma. I added duct tape because it patches up a lot, just not trauma.

  • @SunnyD
    Dwayne Johnson in "Skyscraper" :
    "If you can't fix it with duct tape, you aren't using enough".

  • Anything can be fixed with either duct tape or WD-40. If it moves but shouldn't, duct tape. if it doesn't move and should WD-40.

  • True story.
    I bought a pair of scissors which were cable-tied to the backing cardboard. When I asked the shopkeeper how I should cut the cable-tie, she replied rather unhelpfully, "With a pair of scissors".

    I bought a packet of plastic knives at the self-scan checkout, and had to be checked I was over 18. The next week I bought a packet of mixed plastic cutlery, including knives, but wasn't checked. Perhaps they thought the presence of forks and spoons would make me act more responsibly with the knives.

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