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Why is the meteor shower so far away ?
Why are there so many songs about rainbows, and what's on the other side?
@pmvines
Because space is big.
NEXT.
Why didn’t the chicken just walk around instead of crossing the road?
@squeakytoy
"Rainbows" are our lives, "the other side" is death, and our species is fascinated by and terrified of its eventual demise.
Done.
Where were you when the world began ?
If jesus was the son of mary and was the lamb of god then did mary have a little lamb?
@admirer97_
Chickens lack the ability to adequately negotiate roads because roads were devised by humanity—they are separate from nature despite being present in the world, much like mankind. They/we are an aberration. Also chickens are dumb.
Next question!
The void.
If crackers can turn into the flesh of god, and wine the blood of god, then sure—why not? Jeebus was a lamb.
Moving on!
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Why is it called self-storage if I can't store myself in it?
People sometimes do try to live in storage units but this is against the law or at least the rules and regulations of the storage company and if you try to live in a storage unit then they can get into legal trouble because they're not made for human habitation and there are safety and cleanliness concerns and it's a huge mess the same goes if you try to hide a corpse in a storage unit but then it's kind of different but only kind of because decay will happen and then all of a sudden you have a smelly pile of chunky goop and bones and pests will swarm the unit which will cause problems for nearby storage unitsNEXT QUESTION I AM READY.
So then does eating the flesh and drinking the blood of christ mean Christians are cannibals?
No because magic isn't real ANOTHER QUESTION.
People sometimes do try to live in storage units but this is against the law or at least the rules and regulations of the storage company and if you try to live in a storage unit then they can get into legal trouble because they're not made for human habitation and there are safety and cleanliness concerns and it's a huge mess the same goes if you try to hide a corpse in a storage unit but then it's kind of different but only kind of because decay will happen and then all of a sudden you have a smelly pile of chunky goop and bones and pests will swarm the unit which will cause problems for nearby storage units
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Why are there currently 645 meanings to the verb "run"? Why did we keep repurposing that word instead of coming up with new ones?
When did time begin?
Why are you the last Chungus? Why will there be no more Chungi?
Because it's one syllable so it's quick and also because people are lazy when it comes to expressing themselves for the most part see for example vapid garbage like "lit"
I consider soup to be more a beverage than a meal depending on the broth / ingredient ratio . Thoughts ?
@MissAdventurous
Oh man this hard so okay time exists in that there is a progression of things say for example trees—they grow and are affected by the seasons and they eventually die—so time has existed since the universe came into existence
However time as humans see it and define it has only existed as a concept since we were cursed with the burden of sentience because we have predilections for patterns and control—thus, our concept of time which is ultimately self-serving and inconsequential to the universe at large
These things coexist but our idea of time is flawed because it ultimately stems from human biases at least this is what I think I mean we can't really grasp concepts like deep time properly
What drives a person to come up with a recursive acronym, like GNU or PHP?
I feel that in many cases soups can be treated as beverages, and the ratio of ingredients does have an impact on how worthy of a beverage a soup is. Personally I think it's awesome to pour tomato soup into a mug and drink it as if it were coffee. Doing that with chicken noodle soup would be highly problematic.
They probably want to save time or something
@CuddleDuncan
I'm not certain but I sure hope there will be no more Chungi. They are insufferable.
How much wood ?
Depends on how much I'm compensated.
Hmmm . How about 17 dollars and a case of mellow yellow?