Why can't I get a cuddle buddy
You're a man, you don't have a real profile photo, you've got a blank profile, and your method of finding a cuddle buddy is to post one-line solicitations in the forum. Why in the world would you think this would be effective?
Fill out your profile, do a search for women in your area, and message a few of them, sending a decent picture of yourself with your message. There is a small but nonzero chance one will reply.
In the likely event that none of them reply, there's always pros.
@cflann everything that @CuddleMeLater said is true. Start by following his advice. Especially the part about hiring a professional cuddler.
However, the deeper reason is that you do not understand what a cuddle buddy is.
When you are asking a woman to be your cuddle buddy, you are asking her to be emotionally vulnerable. You are asking her to trust you. And your brilliant plan for making women think that you are somebody who can be trusted with their vulnerability is to post a picture that looks like Clint Eastwood. Now I'm sure Clint is a lovely man in private life, but the characters he is famous for portraying are hardly sensitive and caring.
Cause Covid...? Plus Clint Eastwood isn't really the most inviting of characters. And cigars ~ eww (imo).