I know of a finicky cheetah Who serves up his prey on a pita. He turns down gazelle, And kudu as well, Unless it's been topped with Velveeta.
There once was a cuddler from Maine
Can anyone suggest the next line?
There once was a cuddler from Maine Who signed up on a day that it rained
There once was a cuddler from Maine Who signed up on a day that it rained He arrived soaking wet
There once was a cuddler from Maine Who signed up on a day that it rained He arrived soaking wet But his only regret...
There once was a cuddler from Maine Who signed up on a day that it rained He arrived soaking wet But his only regret... Was arriving on the wrong day ordained.
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I haven't tried pelican yet: To do so would put me in debt. If I found a venue With that on the menu, The bill would be massive I bet.
this one's called #
He said with a leer "I like you" You know what I'd like to do? So what do you say? Lots of girls say ok She said with a sigh "Me too"
The stranger, he needed a cuddle - His insides were all of a muddle. She made him a nest, His head on her chest. He cried till the floor was a puddle.
There once was a runner named Dwight who could jog much faster than light. He went out one day in his usual way and returned the previous night.
How much wood 🪵 Could a woodchuck chuck If a woodchuck could chuck Wood 🪵
T’was match point, service in motion - A lot of underspin was my notion. I missed the ball Easy umpires call Baffled and dejected was my emotion..
There once was a girl in a choir Whose voice rose up higher and higher Till it reached such a height It went clear out of sight They found it next day in a spire
The pretty young princess of Prague Wrote fanciful tales on her blague: The prince, who was Czech She'd kissed on the nzech, When he had the form of a frague.
@CuddleDuncan That was awesome!
There once was a woodchuck named Chuck Who set out to find wood to chuck He found a log pile Grabbed one with a smile It fell on his toe. He yelled...
First online date, logged in on Zoom As a safety measure, used non de plume She cut it short Hit the button abort For the upstairs neighbors’ Hoover vroom
I saw a young girl in a frock It appeared she was missing a sock I gave her pair, since I had a spare Then watched as she went down block
I'm not terribly poetic but I wanted to participate XD
@squeakytoy you are a wordsmith indeed!
@JoyfulHeart Oh lord, I'd entirely forgotten I wrote that Thank you!
(And I'm pleased to see this thread resurrected! I hope people add more limericks)
@cuddles_ndream and @squeakytoy , y’all are hilarious!
There once was a cuddler Who didn’t know to cuddle As much and as hard as he tried He seemed so befuddled But along came a stranger Who wasn’t a danger And many wondrous cuddles arrived (or And soon together they lied?)
My favorite:
There once was a man From Cork, who got limericks And haikus confused.
@CharlesThePoet I like that one too!
@JoyfulHeart
It’s an old one, wish I could claim it.
@CharlesThePoet Some of my limericks take inspiration from great poets who broke the rules.
There once was a site built for cuddles With forums that sometimes got muddled But all percerviered And soon it was clear Some kindness can feel like a snuggle
Math: A dozen, a gross, and a score, Plus three times the square root of four, Divided by seven Plus five times eleven Is nine squared and not a bit more.
@cookiecrumb I'm ashamed to admit, I just had to calculate it And your limerick tells the truth!
@cookiecrumb: Wow, it is. Neat.
There once was a cuddler from LA Who knew twas best to behave She was dyin to share but instead giggled and stared She'll take her limerick to her grave.
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