Verbal Incontinence—A Serious Concern

[Deleted User]DarkLordChungus (deleted user)

Do you or a loved one suffer from Verbal Incontinence?

Verbal Incontinence is a psychological disorder that millions of Americans struggle with every day. Symptoms of VI include spouting off about nothing of importance, "random humor," and asking absurd questions that could be answered, or disregarded, after a moment of thought.

"People used to groan when I entered a room," says Jack. "They'd steel themselves to hear whatever stupid garbage was about to erupt from my face. I didn't even notice how much I was despised for the longest time. It was terrible."

VI can affect online interactions, too. "I used to post endlessly on social networks. One post, right after another, each and every one about nothing of consequence. Sometimes I'd just type a bunch of emojis and hit 'enter'! I didn't think anything of it at the time, but now I can only imagine the people who were my friends out of charity clawing their eyes out," says Becky.

There are many potential causes of Verbal Incontinence; the four most common are either not receiving enough attention as a child, being told far too often that you're unique as a child, the consumption of alcohol, or the use of cannabis.

Thankfully, there is help: shutting up and thinking for a second.

Shutting up and thinking for a second is quick, easy, and not addictive. It requires no prescription, and can be done as frequently as one likes.

"Once I started shutting up and thinking for a second, everyone around me got a lot more pleasant. I didn't see any hatred in their eyes," says Jack.

"After shutting up, thinking, and putting a lot more effort into what I posted," says Becky, " I found that I made deeper connections with people online. It was super fulfilling and free of superficial idiocy!"

You don't have to be a victim of Verbal Incontinence; try shutting up and thinking for a second today!

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  • [Deleted User]DarrenWalker (deleted user)

  • At first I thought this was something serious, until I read the end! =)

  • [Deleted User]DarrenWalker (deleted user)

    @HugAnEwok: Oh, it's serious. It's just not taken seriously. Which is perhaps the best way to take it, being as hardly anyone who has VI actually suffers from it (other people do the suffering), and so they're probably not going to try the cure. Laugh at what you can't change, right? Not like crying's gonna help....

  • [Deleted User]DarkLordChungus (deleted user)

    @HugAnEwok

    As @DarrenWalker pointed out, I'm being entirely serious.

  • edited February 2021

    I watched @DarrenWalker's video but I'm not exactly sure what, if anything, it made me feel. Because feelings are important, right? Could you guys help me decide how I feel about it, or perhaps it's not quite a feeling, more an opinion. Yes, that's it, what do I think of it, or rather, what do think of it? Did you like it? I did the like the mention of jazzercise, I haven't done it myself but I used to know a couple of people who did it, oh, it was years ago now, but they thought it was great so that remark, it kind of resonated with me, you know? Anyway, let me know if you thought the video was good, or bad, or whatever, and then let me know whether you think that it's a good thing that I should like. Or not, obviously, I don't want to prejudge anything here, I need your input to decide what to think. Like the video said, collect your facts first!! Well there's not much point in collecting them second, is there?! I mean, if you've already made up your mind, what's the point of collecting facts at all?? That's the real problem right there, isn't it, I mean you can collect all the facts - I mean the world is great nowadays, you have the whole of facebook at your fingertips - but what do you do with the facts once you have collected them? I have tried it once or twice but once you've got more than five of six facebook windows open you just can't make head nor tail of your browser! I mean, at least I can't. Was this the page about that, or was that the page about this, and then well you always find something about puppies which is cute and that's kinda distracting. Now, now, musn't get distracted! The whole thing is, I'm not sure what that video has to do with the topic. I mean we ALL know people who talk too much, but I'm not sure what that has to do with liking or not liking that video, I mean apart from the jazzercise bit obviously. I used to know some people who did jazzercise, did I ever tell you that? Oh it was years ago now, but they absolutely swore by it. Not like the jersey over the shoulder thing, I never really got that. It was a nice jersey, though, or was it a cardigan? Anyway, I liked that blue. Baby blue we used to call that when I was a youngster, I'm not sure what they call it now, colours all have such fancy names. Anyway, must dash, I have to get back to work. Let me know what to think about that video!

  • [Deleted User]DarkLordChungus (deleted user)

    @CuddleDuncan

    This is delightful, and I like it very much. Thank you.

  • @Lovelight ~ "OMPBJ!"
    Oh My Peanut Butter & Jelly?

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  • [Deleted User]squeakytoy (deleted user)

    @quixotic_life I read it as "Oh my peanut butter Jesus" :joy: I don't understand why.

  • My mother and grandmother and mother-in-law each developed VI near the ends of their lives. All had been proud and strong thinkers-for-themselves earlier in their lives. Two of them had lost their husbands. Less able to get out and about to do things, and nobody to talk to at home, so it seemed that being with others triggered a great gush of VI. Possibly some level of dementia was also involved. Thankfully, now, nobody that I encounter frequentlly has VI.

  • [Deleted User]DarrenWalker (deleted user)

    @huggly: My paternal grandmother also got that way near the end of her life. My condolences. You're fortunate in not working at an all-night gas station, too—during my last shift I was cornered by a gentleman with VI and wasn't able to escape for nearly a full hour.

    He would stand to the side and keep pouring out an endless flow of pointless garbage even as I checked other people out, bagged their purchases, and wished them a good night.

    Sanity protect us all from a similar fate.

  • [Deleted User]DarkLordChungus (deleted user)

    @DarrenWalker

    He seemed very taken to you. As you may have noticed, I spent most of my time doing stuff away from the registers. But, every once in a while I'd catch something he'd said, and I wanted to choke him.

  • [Deleted User]DarrenWalker (deleted user)

    @DarkLordChungus

    "Man to man," he'd say, and ask me what I thought of his friends, acquaintances, girlfriends past, present, and prospective—dude. I don't even know these people. All I know about them is what you've told me and showed me on your phone, and it was all rambling and incoherent, so even if I cared I wouldn't be able to give you any useful advice.

    I was greatly relieved when he finally went away.

  • [Deleted User]DarkLordChungus (deleted user)
    edited February 2021

    @DarrenWalker

    With any luck he won't become a regular, like the middle-aged blonde lady who enters the store, stretches in the doorway, loudly goes "AHHH", and then proceeds to make coffee before practically skipping to the counter to talk to us about her job as a bus driver, auras, crystals, and every vapid saccharine thing that could possibly inhabit a person's skull.

  • Another concern is verbal repetition. That's when you talk to someone and they tell you same fact in three different ways. Anyone else come across this?

  • [Deleted User]DarkLordChungus (deleted user)

    @ukcuddler

    Yes, very often.

  • [Deleted User]DarrenWalker (deleted user)

    @UKGuy: In one-on-one conversations, that's absolutely maddening. It's like talking to someone who feels the need to show off the fact that he speaks multiple languages by translating the same thing into English, Japanese, Russian... when look, you got it just fine the first time!

    Of course, when it's not a one-on-one conversation, and he's trying to include this other guy who mostly only speaks Italian, well, that's different.

    Everybody's got a different cognitive style. Mostly we can understand each other pretty well anyway—like if you're speaking English and I'm speaking German—but sometimes it helps to translate.

    One-on-one, though? When you're already communicating just fine? That's a disease.

  • @DarrenWalker @DarkLordChungus I did my time at the gas station graveyard shift. These are probably folks who would be at the bars broing it up with other drunks and drunkenly hit on women. But then the bar closed and they still have more crap to say so they find either an all night diner or gas station to loiter and annoy people

  • I'm not contributing because I'm practicing the recommendations above.

  • Today, I got called out, for letting the cashier know that I had guac on my tacos. I always let them know.
    "I KNOW.", he said.
    So, that's the tension I've felt. (I eat there often).
    Does this count as VI?

  • [Deleted User]squeakytoy (deleted user)

    @DarrenWalker, @DarkLordChungus It's a little off topic, but I feel for you both - I used to work in fast food and retail, and even though it gave me some crazy stories, I despised people for years after I quit. :sweat_smile: Hang in there, I really hope it's just a temporary place to work and there's some sort of end in sight. It freakin sucks the life out of you long-term.

  • [Deleted User]DarrenWalker (deleted user)

    The empathy doesn't change anything physically, but it's quite nice mentally! Thanks, @squeakytoy. I appreciate it.

    And yeah, it's definitely temporary. One day we'll all die. Yay!

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