It was decided in another thread that it's been too long since the last boner thread. So I'm resetting the count! Sorry folks, 0 days since last boner thread.
Splendid @squeakytoy just splendid! I tell my brain to remember back when I was a young lad and then think wow ! I have been getting boners that long? And.some people still need an explainin on how to function in life in spite of them ? Wowsers !!
@pmvines Maybe they've been lost since graduating high school, because they can't find an excuse to keep carrying around a math textbook.
Other: find the nearest fridge, and slam it repeatedly in the fridge door until it goes away.
Note: this might not work for everyone, because some people may find the pain delicious.
I keep a syringe of cobra venom for just such an event. 100% natural so it has to be healthy.
Confucius say: Man who walk through airport door with boner going to Bangkok.
@DarkLordChungus laughed out loud and then had to mumble through a fake explanation of what was so funny to more delicate ears. 😂
This thread is hilarious. Well done, @squeakytoy.
This topic will pop up again.
