I had a great bunch of messages from a very creative and ultra interesting person...soon I was told that she had a great interest in trying some BDSM...my eyes opened for days:)
My partner at the time left me a hastily-scrawled note: "It's corporation-mandated affection day. You are obligated to do me a sodomy. Later."
@DarkLordChungus Now THAT's a proper Valentine's card!
The best one I received was at work, it was a giant card of the type usually used when people are leaving, and contained a semi-pornographic poem of rhyming couplets. A recurring theme of the poem was my Scottishness. I only remember one line:
"I will fuck you in the heather We won't even wait for better weather"
Obviously I read the whole thing out loud to the office. At the time I didn't know who it was from, but later I discovered it was one of the people in my department. It was BRILLIANT!
AAAAHAHAHAHAAA
"Roses are red Mushrooms are fungus You owe me a sodomy @DarkLordChungus "
So many ways for this concept poem to evolve . So many thoughts that I cannot publicly share.
@squeakytoy
Your posts are pure gold.
@DarkLordChungus
Thank you, I enjoy your posts too