Despite the outcome I find it odd that a jury is serving as the prosecution while also assisting the defense.
Quite a large amount of salt is used on roads during wintry weather. I wonder what the financial cost of this endeavor is, as well as the impact to the surrounding environment.
While tinkering with my time machine I accidentally hit the Forward button. It is cold here on the moon and Covid-69 has struck.
I recently learned that in Stardew Valley, you can put Mayor Lewis' underpants in your grange display at the Stardew Valley fair. You won't win this way, but he still pays you to return them quietly without saying where you found them.
The square on the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squares on the other two sides.
Two men raised Simba and he turned out fine.
If unemployment is so high right now, why can't I find employees? (Anybody within driving distance need a job?)
Cheese makes my feet stink
I have fresh salmon and cake in my pants
I would love to own a pair of Matthew McConaughey's underpants
I am content and at peace today.
After my appointment my Dr. said he needed a urine, sperm, and stool ample. I left him my underpants.
Pudding!!!
Please aunt Ida dont punch that dolphin in the face it did not steal your loose candies
I think a chicken should be allowed to cross the road without its motives being questioned. And, is it important to know the production rate of a woodchuck? The real question might be " Is a bear catholic?" If so, then we know what the Pope does in the woods.
Did Jerry Orbach, who put Baby in a corner, also do the same to Little Jack Horner? And why didn’t he turn himself in as a serial abuser for that on Law and Order?
Two Blondes walk into a bar. One of them says ouch.
My dog is snoring so loud he just woke himself up, then growled to tell himself off.
I like very much Corky Buchek. 🎵 Bing bong Bing 🎵
Is the correct term for used Kleenex "Dirty-ex"?
No one recognizes classic hymns anymore.
Trouble knocked at the door, hearing laughter, it s
scurried away.
I've never had a pierogi. I don't even know what one is. I probably haven't even spelled it right.
If it costs the mint more money to make pennies than they are worth then is a penny saved really a penny earned ?
These pretzels sure are making me thirsty!
I can only eat five sticks of butter before I lose consciousness.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy!
The answer could be blowing in the wind, my friend. Just listening without wanting/needing to reply can be freeing.
Screaming into the void is all well and good until the void screams back.
Has anyone noticed that Donald Trump and Boris Johnson use the same hair stylist?