Cuddle Appointment? Cuddle Meet?

ChefKateChefKate
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What do you like to call the time that you set aside to specifically get together with a person for the purposes of cuddles?

I don't like the word "date" because it has specific relationship connotation.

I was thinking "pineapple", which is another tropical fruit.

Thoughts? Actual experience?

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  • UKGuyUKGuy

    If it was a professional, I'd call it an appointment. If it was a cuddle buddy, I'd call it a get-together. I have no experience of either though.

  • Rocket_ManRocket_Man

    Session

  • [Deleted User]simone825 (deleted user)

    I say session. Though now that I’m thinking about it, I’m not sure why I use that particular terminology.

  • ChefKateChefKate

    @simone825 maybe because some of the pineapples (let it become a thing!) are similar to massage which is called a session?

  • pmvinespmvines

    Just hanging out with a friend

  • ChefKateChefKate

    @pmvines you're too cool for pineapple, huh?

  • pmvinespmvines

    There is always room for pineapple 😉

  • [Deleted User]squeakytoy (deleted user)

    @ChefKate I'm partial to calling this a "fig".

  • ChefKateChefKate

    @squeakytoy fig...figgy pudding...figging (the act of...omg look it up yourself!!!) It could work. But I worry that the use of an aphrodisiac (cuz it looks like a hooha) might give someone the wrong impression.

  • [Deleted User]squeakytoy (deleted user)

    @ChefKate It's funny, I knew what figging was but had no idea a fig was considered an aphrodisiac :joy:

    Alright, I'll join team pineapple then.

  • ChefKateChefKate

    Yup. Aphrodisiacs in general make me giggle. The food ones have absolutely nothing to do with increasing libido or sexual desire, to my knowledge. They are based on the visual, taste, and scent of genetalia.

    Oysters? Texture of the flesh and liqueur plus taste of salty and, uhm, other

    Fig? Looks like vulva

    Watermelon? Juicy and messy

    Asparagus? Penis

    Banana? Penis

    Eggplant? Penis

    Of course there are more and some do have a bit of science behind them such as relaxing the walls of your blood vessels which could help in getting blood to the important bits quicker.

  • [Deleted User]squeakytoy (deleted user)

    Oh lord... so the visual matters! I wonder if certain rude-looking growths I've seen on otherwise unremarkable fruits and veggies would make them aphrodisiacs. :joy:

  • ChefKateChefKate

    @squeakytoy hmm, interesting. The top one reminds me of a half drawn cartoon face. Can't remember which character though....olive oyl?

    But, yes.

  • _marC_marC

    Session, appointment, or vacation 😍

  • ChefKateChefKate
    edited February 2021

    Ooh, I like vacation, @craM

    It fits in well with pineapple!!!

  • [Deleted User]squeakytoy (deleted user)

    @ChefKate Olive Oyl! I can't unsee it!

  • ChefKateChefKate

    @squeakytoy BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

  • NeuroDiversityNeuroDiversity

    The words session and appointment feel cold to me. Gross

  • [Deleted User]DarrenWalker (deleted user)

    Never really thought about it before; I guess I just call it a cuddle. You know: "I've got a cuddle on Tuesday" or "nah, can't make it, I'm cuddling from four to five-thirty that day." Like that.

  • waynewvwaynewv

    I refer it to as a "Cuddle", and to "recharge my cuddle battery", when asking someone to meet, I always say Cuddle

  • UCpaaHVg6u0UCpaaHVg6u0

    Sesh, because limiting it to one syllable makes it more of an everyday personal activity.

  • quixotic_lifequixotic_life

    I call them "play dates" and "sleepovers" or will say, "I'm gonna go over to a friend's and play games for a bit." Because I'm basically a child...

    And pineapples are great but a bit too agressive to me as a cuddle fruit... Unless it's as a Pineapple Upside-Down Cake!

    Ooo, how about Kiwis? 🥝 Oh wait, gutter brain 😳 Nevermind!

    Blueberries??? 🫐

  • hugonehugallhugonehugall

    If it’s someone from here I’d say a session or appointment if it’s a pro particularly if it’s one I haven’t seen before. If it’s an enthusiast or at least a pro I have seen a few times I just say “I’ve got someone coming over “ and that’s usually the line I use if I have one planned and someone who doesn’t know I do this ask what my plans are for a day I have one scheduled. I guess that’s the important question to ask as far as what I call it ... who’s asking or am I for some strange reason just volunteering this info to someone ?

  • GallowglassGallowglass

    When I'm worried about judgement from narrow minded people, I call it therapy and it usually prevents awkward comments/ questions. Otherwise I call it a cuddling session. Pro or not.

  • BryCBryC

    Id say just call it spending time together

  • NeuroDiversityNeuroDiversity

    I call it a side cuddle just to make sure the girl understands that she in not my wife.

  • littermatelittermate

    I am definitely too cool for pineapple. I like saying "figgy pudding" anytime I find an opportunity though. I just call it pressing flesh. I say, "Honey, I'm pressing flesh with that new stranger tonight!" And I tell my parents that one of my hobbies is pressing flesh. Seems to get the point across well enough. They've already written me off as a nutter anyway.

  • ChefKateChefKate

    @littermate you just might be my spirit animal

  • quixotic_lifequixotic_life

    @littermate ~ "Pressing Flesh" is my new favorite!!! Thanks for that!

  • littermatelittermate

    @ChefKate meow!
    @quixotic_life you betcha! Glad whenever my phrases are useful outside of my terrarium.
    Figgy pudding to the both of yas!

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