New Thing

There is a New Thing. It's great! Some people are talking about the New Thing and its good points (many) and bad points (few). The New Thing is legal, inexpensive, at least as safe as driving to work, and no further away than B&Q/Home Depot.

  1. Would you like to try the New Thing?30 votes
    1. Yes
      13.33%
    2. No
        6.67%
    3. I would like more information before deciding
      73.33%
    4. Probably not
        6.67%

Comments

  • edited May 2021

    I'll take 2 New Things, 1 Old Thing, and a side of Wild Thing to go. Put it on CuddleDuncan's tab please.

  • [Deleted User]admirer97_ (deleted user)

    I have a dozen of these new things that fell off a truck. Scratch and dent sale. Priced to move fast. Lmk if interested. Serious inquiries only.

  • [Deleted User]squeakytoy (deleted user)

    I tried New Thing and it cured my underbite!

  • How inexpensive is inexpensive 🤔

  • [Deleted User]DeadGirlWalking (deleted user)

    @squeakytoy I tried New Thing and it cured my depression! Now I'm excited to wake up each day! Thanks, New Thing!

  • [Deleted User]squeakytoy (deleted user)

    @NoVAgirl Just a dollar a day! That's less than your morning coffee, and it packs twice the kick!

  • You haven't tried the Wild Thing? Just don't take it before a cuddle 🐙 You can take Wild Thing Light before a cuddle.

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