Super Cuddle Ralph 2 Turbo

[Deleted User]DarkLordChungus (deleted user)
edited July 2021 in General

Anyone else do this lol? Sometimes it's nice to be the little spoon, to have a bucket in front of you, and to just vomit for hours. If you're sick, if you're fine, whatever! Simply being held while ejecting every liquid in your body through your mouth sure is great. My favorite part is when the sobs turn into screams, and the spew takes on a pink tint haha lol XD. 🤮😂

This is platonic of course emetophiles stay away LOL. 😅

Note: I have changed the title of this thread, so that it might gain a larger audience.

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  • [Deleted User]DarrenWalker (deleted user)
    edited July 2021

    Heh.

    As one of ten kids, I actually have done this kind of cuddling. Never as the one being held—my family tends to avoid any member who’s feeling sick as completely as possible until they recover—but yeah, I've held vomiting people before.

    My clearest memory of barf cuddles took place in the family dining room, where one of my little sisters was unexpectedly overcome by a sudden need to empty her stomach of, well, everything.

    I was maybe 18, which would make her about 3.

    She was kneeling on one of the dining room chairs, clutching the sides of that tall plastic kitchen trash can, sobbing and shaking as horrible-smelling bile spewed out of her mouth and everybody else fled to different rooms. She was tiny, so there was plenty of space between her and the back of the chair. I slipped in behind her and lifted her onto my lap, then held her steady and kept the hair out of her face until she was done.

    It was absolutely disgusting. I nearly threw up myself a time or four just smelling it.

    But when she finished puking and Mom brought her some water to rinse her mouth out, she curled up against me in absolute exhaustion, tears still leaking out of her eyes, and it was adorable. I still remember the way her hand fisted in my shirt as she buried her face in my chest.

    So... there are pros and cons, I guess.

  • [Deleted User]DarkLordChungus (deleted user)

    I can't wait for you to do this with me.

  • [Deleted User]DarrenWalker (deleted user)

    @DarkLordChungus: I can.

  • [Deleted User]DarkLordChungus (deleted user)

    @DarrenWalker

    Will you, though? I'll give you a dollar if you refer to me as "little sister", too.

  • [Deleted User]DarrenWalker (deleted user)

    @DarkLordChungus: ...Yeah, okay.

  • [Deleted User]DarkLordChungus (deleted user)

    @DarrenWalker

    Thank you big brother!

  • quixotic_lifequixotic_life
    edited July 2021

    Uh-oh.... I don't think DW can accept money from DLC for any barf buddy cuddle stuffs arranged here unless DW were to become a Pro and pay his fee to CC first... 🤔

  • [Deleted User]DarrenWalker (deleted user)

    @quixotic_life: Fair point. I guess we'll have to cancel the agreement here and remake it verbally. Hang on, let me just shout across the store....

    Or I could wait until we're walking home from work, I guess. Or until we're both back at our shared apartment. Oh, or I could Skype him, like we did for years before either of us joined CC! That could work!

  • [Deleted User]DarkLordChungus (deleted user)

    @DarrenWalker

    I'll get some clay, shape it into a tablet, and write out the request in Cuneiform. Expect to also hear about some cheap copper that I recently received.

  • [Deleted User]DarrenWalker (deleted user)

    @DarkLordChungus: You haven't been buying from Ea-Nasir's Fine Metals again, have you? You know that guy's a cheat—the copper's always garbage, if it's ever even delivered.

  • [Deleted User]DarkLordChungus (deleted user)

    @DarrenWalker

    I thought that things would be different now. I am clearly a moron.

  • quixotic_lifequixotic_life

    Whew! That was a close one!!

    Lol ~ "shout across the store" ~ The looks on any shoppers faces would be priceless!

  • [Deleted User]DarrenWalker (deleted user)

    @DarkLordChungus: I know his prices are temptingly low, but it doesn't matter how cheap a thing is if the thing itself is worthless. Hey, that's a good line. I should put that in my next complaint letter. "It doesn't matter how low the cost of your copper is if we can't use it for anything!"

  • [Deleted User]DarkLordChungus (deleted user)
    edited July 2021

    @DarrenWalker

    You're right, as per usual. I'll put myself in the kennel when we get home. If you could poke me through the bars with the Idiot Stick, that would be grand. Maybe I'll learn this time.

  • [Deleted User]DarrenWalker (deleted user)

    @DarkLordChungus: One can only hope.

  • MxSmithMxSmith

    You know... I hate to admit it.. but this was one of THE relationship defining moments with my current partner, lol. I was studying for law school finals and I got food poisoning while visiting my boyfriend at his job (school admin). I literally couldn't drive home it was so bad I just curled up next to a tiny toilet in the kindergarten and he brought me gym mats to lay on. There's something very sweet about someone stroking your hair when you feel like your very ugliest self and want to die. <3 love.

  • [Deleted User]DarkLordChungus (deleted user)

    @MxSmith

    That's a lovely story. Thank you for sharing it in this ridiculous thread.

  • [Deleted User]CharlesThePoet (deleted user)

    @MxSmith

    That is a story to be proud of.

    It’s possible that the highest expression of human spirit is our ability to be kind in the face of unpleasant, even ugly, reality.

  • MxSmithMxSmith

    @CharlesThePoet I am proud of that story! Although it was humiliating in the moment. I knew from how he was stealing different apple juice brands from children so I could have options, that he really cared.

    @DarkLordChungus you are welcome, although I think @DarrenWalker 's tender puke & cuddles story wins.

  • [Deleted User]DarrenWalker (deleted user)

    @MxSmith: You just made me laugh out loud.

    "I knew, from how he was stealing different apple juice brands from children so I could have options, that he really cared."

    Pffft.

    Seriously, though, yours is a sweet story. I liked it. Thanks for sharing!

  • [Deleted User]DarrenWalker (deleted user)

    (I would hope to see other people's stories in this thread, but it looks like it's received the kiss of death for some reason. Alas.)

  • [Deleted User]DarkLordChungus (deleted user)

    @DarrenWalker

    This thread isn't the right kind of stupid. I should have went for a more appealing subject matter, with more emoticons—and possibly an ample amount of baby-talk.

    "Happy fweelings while cuddwing togedder?? 😊🤭🥺" or something.

  • [Deleted User]DarrenWalker (deleted user)

    @DarkLordChungus: The original post might have been stupid, but the actual subject has genuine potential.

    I shared a memory and @MxSmith liked it—she shared a memory and we all appreciated it. I think there could have been plenty of positivity here! @CharlesThePoet may have said it best:

    It’s possible that the highest expression of human spirit is our ability to be kind in the face of unpleasant, even ugly, reality.

    It's a shame the post's been marked for death.

    We'll never know, now, how many other cuddlers might have given or received remarkable kindness under such unfortunate circumstances: we'll never hear their stories and they won't see ours.

    Was this a good choice, @squeakytoy?

  • MxSmithMxSmith

    @DarrenWalker I suppose we could start a new one.. maybe with a less viscerally repulsive title to bring in more normies.

  • CatloafCatloaf

    I always make sure I prepare for tender moments like this. I know from experience the bowel upset can be a spiritual lesson in filling yourself with misery first, before you seek others out. I make sure I chew on a whole fresh head of garlic, one canned hamburger and 2 cold can of Spaghetti-O’s (that’s Zoodles for you cool kids out there). Always finished off with aerosol cheese spray, and poured into a tall glass. I close my eyes before I press my nose up against theirs and breathe right into their face. That’s if I’m lucky to take a breath before the magic happens. 🌚

  • quixotic_lifequixotic_life

    I've been the care taker and care receiver through many puke-fests ~ They were for sure impactful and meaningful because of how each instance is so clear. Like it was just the other day. But I don't think I could adequately capture the positivity in those moments.

    Also...
    @DarkLordChungus - re: Your "baby talk"...
    Uh... No.

  • [Deleted User]DarrenWalker (deleted user)

    @MxSmith: Hmm. Yeah, I guess the title might be what got the thread muted. Maybe. Well, we can but try!

    ...Maybe after breakfast.

    @quixotic_life: Ha! Yeah, baby talk isn't my favorite either. Some folks on the forum, though—

  • [Deleted User]DarrenWalker (deleted user)

    Pffft. Changing the title of this thread isn't gonna save it, @DarkLordChungus, it's already been condemned! Nice try, though.

    Wonder if @MxSmith, @CharlesThePoet, and @quixotic_life will even be able to find it on the forum page now? It took me a minute, and I actually knew you'd changed the name. "Super Cuddle Ralph 2 Turbo," indeed....

  • quixotic_lifequixotic_life
    edited July 2021

    Snort!! 🤣😂🤣 Ah-ha! Found it!!

    ~ Lol

    ".... indeed...." Indeed!!

    [Addition]
    not sure why but none of tags I've seen have sent me notifications... 🤔

  • [Deleted User]DarrenWalker (deleted user)

    @quixotic_life: Ahhh. I see. No notifications for tags must be part of the Death Curse! It's worse than I thought.

    Oh well—breakfast time!

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