Back from the dead..Would you cuddle a zombie?

TrialKingTrialKing
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I left this site last year! I'm just a cuddler back from the dead a zombie cuddler who decided to get back to my roots. Miss yall love yall happy holidays. Stay safe out there.

While away im venturing into different things such as real estate being notary a private investigator claims adjuster onlyfans manager field inspector traveling respiratory therapist video game tester, writing 3 books designing my own game from scratch designing a new social media app

Needless to say have alot on my plate and havnt got license yet for half that stuff but hey taking it one day at a time I wish you all a happy new year remember to laugh smile and have fun life is too short to remain negative I hope to finish my book and inspire people to never give up

  1. what to do if someone Farts loudly during a cuddle?12 votes
    1. welcome the new human fragrance and patent it and license it off to retailers across the world
        8.33%
    2. Tell them to leave the room until smell dissipates and they lose 20percent of their time
      25.00%
    3. Hug them even tighter and tell them i"Hey its all Natural Baby!"
      25.00%
    4. Pretend nothing happen and remain dead silent like Joe biden when is asked a tough question
      41.67%

Comments

  • SuperManCuddlesSuperManCuddles

    @Newlife2022 Welcome back!!!

  • cuds23cuds23

    ?

  • NicoSnuggsNicoSnuggs

    @Newlife2022 - You’re most likely the exception to the rule, so I may cuddle you after meeting you in public.

    But in my experience, Zombie’s are always pushing boundaries,
    trying to get too tight of a hold on me,
    trying to bite me,
    always talking about brains 🧠 even when I ask them to change the subject.

    Yea, my experience with zombies 🧟‍♂️ has not been good. 👎🏽🧟‍♀️

    One out of Five Stars ⭐️

  • MonkeyNeedsAHugMonkeyNeedsAHug
    edited December 2021

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  • [Deleted User]Moxytocin (deleted user)

    Slyly inserts onlyfans in amongst an array of other equally exciting endeavors, such as claims adjuster.

    Whistles quietly to himself while looking casual.

  • MonkeyNeedsAHugMonkeyNeedsAHug

    🙈🙉🙊

  • JasonCuddlesJasonCuddles

    Everyone says they want someone to like them for their brains until the zombies come.

  • RadiantHugsRadiantHugs Mod

    Three books? In English? Or another language?

  • TheFunCartelTheFunCartel
    edited December 2021

    Is the takeaway from the initial post that the OP is a zombie with a zeal for farting who has an onlyfans page? I feel the Sideshow Bob in me coming out.

  • MCcuddles2MCcuddles2

    We can't be sure from the post that the OP has an onlyfans page, only that they manage one.

  • TheFunCartelTheFunCartel

    Manage or managed to have one?

  • TrialKingTrialKing

    Lol something tells me I better not answer certain questions posed to me i feel I might open pandoras box. Those who knew me before i left are aware of my odd humor but i digress.. im generally a happy upbeat person no negative vibes here 🥰

  • BabichevBabichev
    edited December 2021

    Sounds to me like you’re flirting with getting yourself in trouble. Just remember the purpose of this website is platonic cuddling. Straying from that won’t open Pandora’s box, it will just get you banned.

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