I'm remembering the Great Lego Shortage of '79: people were lined up for blocks.
My day was a corn-breeding scientist. He was outstanding in his field!
Can February March? No, but April May!
Confucius said, "A man who farts in church, has his own pew."
@Maverick07 thats amazing. I am jealous of whoever owns that.
Q: How did the hipster burn his tongue?
A: By drinking coffee before it was cool.
Think I found this here... Have you heard about the new movie, "Constipation"? No? That's cause it hasn't come out yet. I really want to go.
Boomerangs are Australia’s greatest export… their greatest import too!