I miss squeakytoy and the often posted bad dad jokes and cow jokes.
"Something in the way she moves, Strikes me like no udder."
Join in if you have one.
@Btown - She is sorely missed.
What do you call a cow that can't make milk?
A milk dud.
~ Sunset Snuggles
Fun stuff so far. Thanks for posting.
@SunsetSnuggles Or... an udder failure.
Haha!
Did you hear about the cow that tried to jump over a barbed wire fence?
Udder destruction.
Where do you get dragon milk?
Short-legged cows.
Puns are truly the highest form of comedy. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef
This is fun Two cows are standing in a field, the first one says, “I’ll be honest, I’m kinda scared Meryl… have you heard about that mad cow disease that’s going around” The second one looks up and says, >! “What do I care, I’m a helicopter”
I don’t know how to use the spoiler.. sorry lol
The great Billy Connolly once asked,
Who was the first person to get milk from a cow? And what did he think he was doing at the time?
Sounds like a Billy Connolly line.
Couldn't really be anyone else, could it.
What four legged animal sees equally well from either end?
A blind cow.
From a friend...
"These jokes were a bit too much for the cows...they couldn't digest it the first time!"
Then there was the cow that backed up into an airplane propeller.
Disaster.
Why do cows wear bells??
Their horns don't work.
Once upon a time a young teacher from the city got her first job, which happened to be in the country. She taught the youngest children, and one day was working one-to-one with a child to get them interested in books. The book was about animals.
What's that? said the teacher, pointing at the page. A duck! exclaimed the child!
Good! And that? It's ....... a .... giraffe!
Well done! How about this one? Silence. Oh come on, this is an easy one. You've seen one yourself in real life! Long pause. Eventually, with some trepidation, the child said, "Is it Holstein cross Charolais?"
Ha!
What does a cow say at a crime scene?
Moooove along, sir.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef