A Cry for Help.

HogboblinZweiHogboblinZwei
edited May 2022 in General

Greetings, everyone. It is I, HogboblinZwei.

As you may have guessed from the title of this thread, I am unwell. No, I won't be going into any more detail. All that you need to know is that I would prefer for things to be different in some capacity that is beneficial to me.

Now, I know that this isn't a lot to go on, but I expect support from each and every one of you. This is not an attempt at seeking attention—this is an entirely serious matter that I am imposing upon you all.

I am making you all my hostages.

So limber up your fingers and fire some platitudes; post photos of your preferred animal; tell me that I've got a beautiful soul or some nonsense; do whatever is within your abilities.

I'm waiting, and dissent will not be tolerated. So...get to it.

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  • SunsetSnugglesSunsetSnuggles

    ~ Sunset Snuggles

  • [Deleted User]Btown (deleted user)

    @HogboblinZwei
    I admire you for asking for help. Doing so represents strength. I don't know what you are currently experiencing but I am sending you rays of support.

  • CuddleDuncanCuddleDuncan Mod
    edited May 2022

    An early internet classic: Chad Vader, day shift manager

  • RadiantHugsRadiantHugs Mod

    @HogboblinZwei
    Feeling you and sending you support! Here is a loving community of folks gathered yesterday, imagine you are among us!

  • TheFunCartelTheFunCartel

    As a hostage, will there be snacks?

  • quixotic_lifequixotic_life

    Wishing you the best and encouraging you to get in touch with, and embrace, your inner tree...

  • CuddleDuncanCuddleDuncan Mod
    edited May 2022

    You might like some of these. Some silly, some serious.

    https://www.poemhunter.com/spike-milligan/poems/

    Spoiler alert - not as funny as you were hoping for .... no, less than that ... There you go.

    https://www.discoverwildlife.com/photo-galleries/comedy-wildlife-photography-awards-2021-finalists/

    Always finish on a song. (NSFW)

  • MCcuddles2MCcuddles2

  • [Deleted User]tranh002799 (deleted user)

    You need to cool off your system a little bit.

  • [Deleted User]Moxytocin (deleted user)

    Enjoy some classic YouTube to boost your spirits.

  • CSnMUS87CSnMUS87

    These lyrics always help when I'm feeling down:

  • xeldaxelda

  • xeldaxelda

    Wishing you wisdom and self compassion to get through this rough time. You're a valuable member of this community!

  • TheFunCartelTheFunCartel

    Interesting to see who gets the point of the original post and who doesn’t. The age old literal vs interpretive vs satire

  • ElCieloMarceloElCieloMarcelo

    Knowing nothing else about you prior to reading this post, I can already tell that you have some amazing qualities. You are strong for asking for help! You are wise for knowing yourself and what you need! You have a great sense of humor! You are brave and inspiring for other people who struggle to be vulnerable and lean on their community! Even to random people on the internet that you've never met, all of that shines through just a handful of sentences you've written. You are you and that's more than enough! You are worthy of love and care and hope and joy!

  • pmvinespmvines

    Live. Laugh. Love . Poop.

  • Cuddle_RNCuddle_RN

    me getting a new bite guard.

  • [Deleted User]Moxytocin (deleted user)

    @FunCartel I am not remotely in the in crowd, but I'm definitely in here enough to have assumed it was satire on a noob post or two. I'll provide my own medal. 🥉

  • UCpaaHVg6u0UCpaaHVg6u0
    edited May 2022


    Sorry that you're unwell. I'm assuming you're physically unwell. There's something to be said for not spending years aging, gradually losing everything, become a burden on family, friends, and society. At your young age there's both the promise and the threat that technology may extend your life far beyond anything previously expected. Will they ever provider a softer landing when the journey inevitably ends?

  • Cuddle_RNCuddle_RN

    Inappropriate but makes me laugh

  • sillysassysillysassy

    omgosh.... @HogboblinZwei



    How is it possible that I am laughing so hard. Outloud. Inside. Outside. Still a few hours later......

    Oh my goodness. Thank you for YOU!!!!! 😊

  • AKA1986AKA1986

    You are special, there is only one you 💖

  • achetocuddleachetocuddle

    You do have a beautiful soul. And you must remain smart and strong (you obviously have those qualities) and come out Ok at the end of your problem cause I like your posts and want to keep reading them. Just a little tacky humor. Carry on.

  • yamanashiyamanashi

    Alien abductions stop at the mere mention of Jesus

  • blisscuddlesblisscuddles

    Interesting use of satire and sarcasm…

  • [Deleted User]EmmaM6 (deleted user)


    Getting asked for help ☺️
    Getting told im hosstage 🥴

  • achetocuddleachetocuddle

    @Cuddle_RN Brave picture. It's also very good. Not everyone has a pretty smile when they get their bite guard :)

    If I ever have a problem I want to talk about and get help for, I would never post it here. I do hope the OP finds what he needs; probably only a troubled person would post such a thing.

  • CSnMUS87CSnMUS87

    Even if this was a form of satire, hopefully if anyone needs it, the kind posts can help someone.

  • achetocuddleachetocuddle

    @CSnMUS87 Ditto.

  • quixotic_lifequixotic_life

    IDK ~ I've read nice things posted by a current hostage of @HogboblinZwei and it seems like there isn't any boundary pushing and there's even some care taking involved. I'm down for that.
    🌳🤗

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