Embarrassing episode, not exactly another b____ thread

A friend of mine, we'll call him George Costanza, was cuddling one evening and all went well right up to the point of saying goodbyes. George had been wearing teal colored sweats for the session, brand new. He had forgotten the preferred black ones, and these were on special at the store. The cuddler provider was gathering things and he rolled off the hotel bed. George noticed his cuddler's eyes widen and drop towards his waist. She seemed distracted and said goodbye and left rather quickly. George looked down and saw two dime-sized drops of wetness on his new sweats, by the crotch. Trying to imagine what the cuddler was thinking, whether it was slight urinary incontinence or an outright nocturnal emission, either way it was embarrassing. What it was really was, was fluid that lubricates the gizmo, a natural response, courtesy of Cowper's gland. It wasn't leaked from a bladder nor was it blasted there. George wanted to open the door and yell out "It was Cowper's fluid!", but the moment had passed.
Without actually having a full masted erection, and hardly being aware of any stirrings during the hours they cuddled together, the body was doing its housekeeping, having its own ideas about the purpose of arranging for a woman to be so close for all that time. George was innocent, and the telltale teal almost spoiled what had up to that moment been a practically perfect cuddle session.

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  • edited May 2022

    "It's just pre!" isn't exactly a reassuring announcement, but it is an amusing story. The telltale teal, indeed. A strong case for protective underwear.

  • @DaringSprinter It's hard to undo the awkwardness that'll linger through any succeeding sessions. The black would have made the whole issue moot.

  • Thank you for bringing up an issue (no pun intended — okay, maybe pun intended 😉) that I’ve been afraid to bring up for fear of being judged poorly. I too have “gotten wet” during cuddles that felt platonic. I hear women get wet too. Erections aren’t the only thing a man’s body can produce in response to physical intimacy. Wearing underwear helps keep the body’s innocent, natural response from being seen and possibly misconstrued. And if underwear doesn’t contain it, perhaps you could disclose to your cuddle partner before the cuddle that it might happen and it’s just your body having a mind of its own, not anything you will act upon.

  • Thank you, @nurturingman! I mean on behalf of George, of course! Underwear is always a good idea. The caveat is, bring your clean stuff and don't forget it back home.

  • Asking for a friend, of course, @UCpaaHVg6u0 . Sorry I overlooked that part. Your friend George has nothing to be ashamed of.

  • Boner thread just got deep

  • Greatly written, thank you for posting. Yes, I definitely wear black on black for that reason alone.

  • @IsMeArrggh Right? Like the Black Box, not all processes need to be visible.

  • I truly wish human beings weren't so judgmental about each other. I cuddled you for five hours and I know that you are a perfect gentleman with no intentions other than companionship, friendship, conversation, and closeness. Humans are messy. Our bodies sweat, leak, fart, and drool. If only we could simultaneously accept this and not make each other uncomfortable, while still having class, tact, and grace. I hope you are able to recover from the awkwardness. You're a wonderful person and deserving of kindness. 💜

  • [Deleted User]Saysoh (deleted user)

    @Mela_B

    in a Beavis voice

    hehehe, you said fart. hehehe

  • @Saysoh I grew up on Beavis and butthead 😂
    But I'd like to politely remind you that girls don't fart. 😉

  • So @Mela_B , you don't believe there really is a George? I thank you for your kind words 😊
    My cuddle pro is wonderful, and she has a lot of stuff to do. Probably it was more the need to get there rather than rushing to get away. I think.

  • [Deleted User]Saysoh (deleted user)

    @Mela_B

    That's like saying men don't masturbate. Or, dogs are better than cats.

  • @UCpaaHVg6u0 I meant George! Of course.

    @Saysoh was joking, of course. We fart glitter.

  • [Deleted User]Saysoh (deleted user)

    @Mela_B

    Well, that explains it. I thought it was the strippers. O.o

  • Oh, I thought the "b" was for bitch... twitches and scuttles away giggling

    ...Seriously though, it's human and out of your control, it's okay.

    ~ Sunset Snuggles

  • @SunsetSnuggles I don't think I would say that word here... Boner is hard enough

    .....🤦‍♂️

  • @UCpaaHVg6u0 😂😂😂

    ~ Sunset Snuggles

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