Hello I’m here to soothe you and make you feel like the best person also I can give you great advice and give you a great massage when needed it’s all about you!
I love my family.
Also the works of Twain.
Er.... and I have a weak spot for nerdish girls.
(Off to compile a longer list of loves...)
Sorry, dude, but I’m not inclined to take advice from an untagged pro posting in the wrong forum.