“Love isn’t about finding the perfect person, but loving an imperfect person perfectly.”
“No one ever became poor by giving.” -Anne Frank
Me: "I don't wanna be killed off for my liver!" 🥺 My boyfriend: "...I don't think anyone does, my dear." 🥴
Ahaha I live for his cute comebacks.
~ Sunset Snuggles
“Hey Dad, can I help you with edging?” (Yard work)
[misheard] “Aging? You help me with that every day!”
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw
" Done by noon... drunk by 3:00. That's my philosophy." - Ernest Hemingway
"As we know from my cleverly explaining BVT in the beginning of this essay, knowing that it would come into play later, safety is an integral part of why we laugh. Take away the safety from a joke that was working and it’s now just violation."
"In 2010, even if things weren’t perfect, even if things were moving forward too slowly, even if you want to argue things were actually regressing, it felt like things were moving forward and therefore more people felt safe. Yes, in part that’s because audience members who didn’t feel safe weren’t included in the equation, but it’s a lot easier to drown those voices out when there so many more people who felt safe."
—Matthew Farthing, An Un-Humourous Treatise On Punching Up Vs. Punching Down
“Bears have touch aversion. As a contrarian I have poked the bear enough to know “ said the devilish triple amputee.
"You learned the two greatest thing in life; never rat on your friends, and always keep your mouth shut." - Robert De Niro (Goodfellas)
“I wish I had known, This too shall pass.”
This is a good message from Tom Hanks on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cg9LVhsKbMC/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
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