What's a vampire's favorite ice cream flavor?
Vein-illa.
Where is the safest place to be in a Haunted House?
The living room!
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How do you get out of a haunted house?
Through a scream door.
What did Dr Frankenstein give to his creation on its 16th birthday?
A Monster Truck!
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What did the Banshee put on her bagel?
Scream Cheese!
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Why do Vampires turn their victims into the undead?
Because they’re Neck-romancers!
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What is a Werewolves favorite holiday?
Howl-o-ween!
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What did the zombie eat at the restaurant?
A waiter and two cooks.
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