Hi, everyone! ^0^ One of the only things I love as much as I love cuddles is to laugh and share that laughter with others, and one of my favorite ways to do it--being an English / Writing nerd as I am--is word play and just language faux pas in general. In this day and age, auto correct seems to provide a wealth of errors to amuse; I'm sure we've all seen at least one good one or even made one ourselves, so let's see your best blunders~ allow me to start with some ones that I found.
@tallteddy That was beautiful, thank you, haha. x3
Omg!! So funny I love those! Seriously cracking up. I have some too but I don't know if they are too dirty dont wanna get a ban. lol
Love the country name puns. I'm a sucker for bad puns. "How much do you want Tibet me that she gets greece on the good china?"
If you ever meet me in person, you've been warned. LOL
@quietman775 xD I love bad puns, too! Bring it on, lol.
I'm a huge Marvel nerd who loves all the connected MCU films. When a friend and I were texting about Infinity War, Thanos was inadvertently corrected to Santos. It reminded me of the "Santos L. Halper" gag from The Simpsons, referring to a credit card being sent to the family dog, Santa's Little Helper. Avengers vs. Santos! Who wouldn't pay to see that?
@VIPirate Haha... oh, dear... I have a feeling that the dog is at a bit of a disadvantage.
@Lorelei No need to worry. The Avengers would not go to war with a sweet domestic companion. I surmise that this Santos is actually Thanos' evil Portuguese cousin.
Had a good laugh. Thanks. Some of us have autocorrect disabled. I trust my own spelling more than the programmers of my dumbphone. Apparently avoids a lot of miscommunications as well. Sorry if I misspelled anything in this comment.
This is apparently why I come to this site.
@Lorelei I loved "actions speak louder than wombats"!
Here are some of my favourites ...
And these ones aren't autocorrect fails, just funny ..,
Thanks for sharing. I love word plays and puns some times, they can be fun!
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... bad connection I'll post another time.
ok ok these crack me up. dont report me please!!! lol
@respectful @o0ashley Oh god, hahaha... thank you both, I was having a frustrating time with some stuff today and I feel much better. x3
Much love @Lorelei
These are awesome. Great post idea!
These are great, brightened up my work break
Some more ...
Omg these are the best!
As someone who lost 18 pounds to get back to a more "me" weight, the unintentional "moo" made me lol a bit.
Just a few more ...
@respectful LOL, quite a bang to go out on. x3 If it is the last from you, your autofails shall be missed, after all “Asbestos makes the heart grow fonder”
I also quite enjoyed The Bobbin, Billboard Baggage is a wonderful character. xD So many fond memories.
@Lorelei What does x3 mean? Jim
@I_am_Polylover It’s a face.
Just like xD ^-^ ^///^ ^o^ ^w^ :P =P ;P ;D ~_^ and so on.
x3 <— A kitten smile with closed / X eyes usually shows amusement.
Lol i'm cryin over here. I also love Billboard Baggage. Bobbins famously love bitchgobblet potatoes, love those books.