I've personally never farted during a session lol but always wonder if anyone had that experience and what did yall do for the duration of the 2 to 5mins of the smell thats lingers in air until it dissipated?
oooooooo you definitely came to the right place for this. We have a well respected Cuddler and Flatulist , well versed in the science of Flatology, all the way from Birmingham.....( @pmvines thats your cue....😁)
lol i posted about this site on my tictok today and someone asked me what if the person farts 😂
Sometimes we think we may know what we would do in our heads but when it actually happens we may do something different lol
It a shame we can't add poll options.
Oh ffs, I swear little boys ask the same questions and make the same jokes whether they're in 2nd grade, 8th grade, or grown men with kids of their own 🙄
It's a normal bodily function. Every human does it unless they don't have a bowl (extremely rare birth defects or surgical removals). It's only a big deal if you make it one. If it's uncomfortable, laugh off of the nerves and move on. If you need a bathroom break, take one. If you need a change of settings or fresh air, get what you need.
I can guarantee you did far, far worse when you were a baby, and you'll do far worse again sometime. Life moves on, so should you and your cuddle partner.
LOL @OhioMike that's mean!
I can't wait for him to chime in. As a considerate cuddler he does come prepared with a assortment of pleasantly scented sprays and various size clothes pins!
j/k @pmvines , my dogs can't fart me out of bed, you're not going to be able to either.
Whoever smelt it dealt it.
Accidental can be overlooked. It’s the intentional fart faces we need to exercise care with.
@KYtransplant 😆 He knows I'm joking too. You know just hanging out with him over all the times we've met, he does have a certain air about him!
It's no big deal. We all do it... in fact I find it to be a complement
@OhioMike ... wait a minute... he is my first cuddle tomorrow night... 😬😉
Lol depends on everything else
@Joisonthego all joking aside it would be challenging to find a better person to be with than my friend @pmvines . Congrats on your cuddle and so glad you are here with us goofy bunch! 😊
A WET FART THAT LEFT A STAIN ON THE BED?? HOW?? XD
I guess I'd offer them a shower and we could move to another location afterwards to finish their time. xD I'm not a professional, of course (maybe someday!), but these things happen. No biggie ~
As for a just a regular ol' fart, depending on the sound and duration I might laugh or say, "Ooo, good one!" xD And if we have to turn on the fan for a few minutes, so be it ~
Accidental flatulence? Nah I fart with purpose and intent, all while making direct, unwavering eye contact. I'm here, and I'm a blessing.
@pmvines LOL! Wow, really? I'll remember to wear a mask (or perhaps a gas mask😆) upon meeting you for the first time.😆😆😆
This conversation has me 🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣..i know i would laugh it off ..and probably congratulate them ..thats just me..we played the fart game as kids lol
@pmvines I'm just collecting these kernels of information about you😆
@pmvines @Katota ah, another use for n95s to add to my list 🤣 it's already longer than my arm, but never hurts to have it ready and up-to-date
@Calibrate715 hmm, have enough for a pmvines Trivia Night? I'm still a rookie but I need to spice up my social life.
@cuddlefaery In my experience, masks tend to backfire. I'm not sure how the science works, but the smell finds it way inside the mask and then manages to get trapped and reflected back. It's a highly toxic situation.
The session would end cause I’d die from embarrassment.
@jplemmon if you have an n95 mask and you can smell things from outside the mask, then it either doesn't fit properly or you are not wearing it properly - you do not have a complete seal and are not getting n95 level protection. Unless you're smelling your own breath...and that is a whole other story (iykyk)
Edit for clarification: if it's not at least an n95, then it isn't part of my aforementioned list anyway, but also it wouldn't be able to prevent smells most likely so not surprised. I was wearing n95s regularly before the pandemic due to being immunedeficient, so I was cool before it was trendy 😎
@cuddlefaery perhaps
@cuddlefaery I still need to read older boards to get a comprehensive picture of @pmvines 😆
Also, outside of masks, not much changed for me during the pandemic. People already thought me wiping down carts and using hand sanitizer was cray lol
Problem solved 😅
The proper response, especially if it sounds "moist" , is:
"That's gonna itch when it dries!"
@Charlie_Bear
Nailed it
I never pass up the opportunity for a Dutch Oven…
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dutch oven