Sheesh. And here I am just wishing I would get one single cuddle request…lol.
(Ok, that’s a white lie…since I’ve been on this site I have had 1 request and it did turn into a lovely cuddle session)
But still, I’m always the one making requests and bookings. At least I do way more of any intro than “sup” or “cuddle?” Lol
@1_teddybear my secret is that I am a ninja cuddler 😂
@lonelytauros can you tell me more? or is that against the ninja code?
@1_teddybear I am only an apprentice you must seek out a true ninja master in the ways of cuddling
I had a female enthusiast reach out
"Come to houston"
Nothing else. Yes from that I'm going to get up and drive 3 hours.
calculates distance to houston
@MonkeyNeedsAHug lol I can send her your handle. I'm not cuddling anyone that messages like that as an opener. With no real profile bio either.
"Love" passive/aggressive requests....they save me a lot of time.
Day 1 Her: Your profile sounds great. Im lookong for someone to cuddle with..
Day 3 Her: Well I guess you have a specific type that you like to cuddle with, fair enough
Day 4 Me: Just read your messages. Unlike many, I am not locked in 24/7 to my computer. Don't be so quick to make assumptions. Currently busy with work out of town.
20 minutes later Her: You think 2 days of waiting for a response is quick to make assumptions 🤣 ok have a good day
I did not respond, so she blocked me.
🤮
My favorite was:
[Username] (banned) Hi hun
She was already banned by the time I read her message. LOL
“Do you host?”
It almost sounded like some kind of solicitation. Before I could answer, their account was banned!
@BuffaloBuddy Wow! Her reaction is hard to understand. It's weird that so many people don't think about how busy the average person is. Even when I'm not busy I don't want to be online all the time.
@BlackKalel Awww... was it Rodeo season? Maybe she wanted to go to a concert..
@KaaGee I have a friend I meant here from Houston I do need to visit but a message just saying drive 3 hours to a non pro sounds a bit crazy.
Not going to lie some of my first messages to pros in the past have been hello do you travel to my area as there wasn't a lot in my actual city.
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