They told me that the tooth fairy collects my teeth to put in the ground to grow a money tree which she then harvests and puts under my pillow. If I didn't take care of my teeth and brush them daily, it wouldn't grow anything.
Wow that's a very creative take on the tooth fairy.
My grandpa, who was born and raised in Spain, passed when I was really little But I remember he would tell me to put socks on or the alligators or crocodiles would get me. Lol
@Jova114 - My grandfather(on my mom's side) passed from Alzheimer's about 25 years ago. When he was sick but still able to talk, he would always tell me "With ears like those, you can fly anywhere in the world!"
Don't you dare start knockin' on Santa Claus!
@Mike403 First I'm sorry to hear about your grandfather. My grandma who I was very close to also had Alzheimers. And one day she had me dying laughing.
Her: When are we going home? Me: We are home grandma. Her: whose house? Me: Our house. We own it. Well you, me and my dad. Her: So no adults?
I collapsed with laughter lol
@TxTom - I always wondered how a fat guy in a red suit was able to fit down chimneys.
They never told us where we were going if we were going somewhere fun. It was always “play land” in case the plans fell through they’d pivot and go to the zoo or something else.
When I first started getting freckles on my nose and cheeks as a little girl, my mom told mefr that they were Angel Kisses, and not everybody was lucky enough to have them. The first time I met this one cousin of mine was at my mother's funeral (HUGE FAMILY). Before she even knew who I was she said to me "I love your angel kisses, I wish I had some".
And that is how I embarrassed my family by laughing VERY LOUDLY during my mother's funeral!!!!
P.S. I swear I heard a chuckle come from the direction of the coffin!!! 🤷♂️
You can be anything you want to be in life.
We bought you from toys R US and you sister from Walmart , brother from k mart .
My parents. They told me they loved me. They are narcissists. Or Santa. No way he's fitting down that chimney.
When the smoke/fog was hovering on the Smokey Mountains, the little people in the mountain were working extra hard. and the sign alerting drivers of "Falling Rock" was really about a lost Indian Princess and we were supposed to help look for and find her while we traveled.
If you hear thunder outside, it's because God got a strike at bowling.
They told me that I was adopted, but the dog was their natural son.