A Millionaires Promise

TrialKingTrialKing
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Well, Hello there, my fellow Bed huggers and blanket wrappers and Body warmers aka Cuddlers!!😊☺️. I am sick and tired if waiting! i got places to be and things to see and cuddlers waiting to get Cuddled!..soooooo I was wondering if anyone would be so kind to bless me with a FREE CAR?! 🥰 pretty please !! you would be supporting the cuddle community as I can resume cuddles!! How thoughtful!!

Also this would be a smart decision seeing how I most likely to be a millionaire in the near future with my half planned ecommerce business and I will remember your kind gesture and will bless you 10Fold.

Remember all the times big tech companies didn't invest in smaller start ups and missed out...don't let that happen to you, I'm telling you right now the FOMO is real!!

Invest in gifting your friend Aaron ..that's me waves frantically and you will not regret it!! And when I become a millionaire I will slide you about 50 grand. Right now im just a millionaire stuck in a poor mans body just give me some time and watch my story unfold.

Buy me a car now! And I'll add your name to Guinness book of world records for kindest human being in both this universe and marvel and DC universe. Follow your ❤️

  1. How was my sales pitch?21 votes
    1. Not bad needs a little work I have a few tweaks you can make
      19.05%
    2. Sounds desperate but was worth a shot
      52.38%
    3. It worked!! I'm ready to sign the dotted line!
      28.57%

Comments

  • JasonCuddlesJasonCuddles

    If I had millions of dollars I would probably spend it on working towards cities that don't need cars in the first place.

  • KaaGeeKaaGee

    I'll buy you a car, you buy me this bike...

  • IronicMaidenIronicMaiden

    I have a few million in a foreign account, but I can't afford to unlock it. So if you send me $5000 to unlock it, half of it is yours.

  • TrialKingTrialKing

    @Unscented_Lemon how can I afford that I'm a superheros salary everything I do is funded by the the government except they won't give me a car because they don't think cuddling saves the world.....pfft pathetic board of directors

  • JubalJubal

    I have about 500 trillion Zimbabwe dollars. What kind of -illionaire does that make me?

  • TrialKingTrialKing

    @Jubal vampire blood can be traded in for your type of currency perhaps we can work out a deal then again I'm more of a dhampir so my blood is pure perhaps am exchange won't work

    That leads us to our final backup option to create a cuddlecomfort crypto coin and garner interest to create enough value to be sold on the marketplace

  • justjennnjustjennn

    Let's work on your CTA, what you can give/serve/provide and conversions, then, we'll talk about the money part!

  • TxTomTxTom

    Additional poll option needed:
    O Embarrassing, desperate; quickly delete before more people read it.

    Also, if we're essentially to be early investors in your upcoming e-commerce business, we need to see a basic business outline and marketing plan. Kindness doesn't compute in the accounting book. Otherwise, open a charity or non-profit.

  • TxTomTxTom

    will bless you 10Fold... when I become a millionaire I will slide you about 50 grand.

    Already your competancy is questionable. The typical car is about $40k, and you're offering only a $50k ROI?

    That's not "10Fold." Go enroll in a basic math course.

  • TrialKingTrialKing

    @TxTom Looking for car around 5k lol 10fold is 50grand

    But I digress this wasn't a serious inquiry rather attempt to put positive energy I to the universe to see the claim come true perhaps by my own hands since we create our own reality

  • TxTomTxTom

    @FutureHeart2023
    Ah! Got it. I guess I wasn't picking up the subtlety. I'm sure you're a great guy, but the business proposition was lacking. Glad to hear it was just tongue and cheek.

  • KaaGeeKaaGee

    @FutureHeart2023 you've got this!
    I've forbidden myself from going back to the local HD dealership until that beautiful bike is gone or she will end up in my garage! swoon

  • AuroradreamAuroradream
    edited September 2023

    I just got a new (used) car! I scoot round town doing home visits with the elderly, and taking them out for errands and companionship.
    I'm extremely grateful for every cuddle enthusiast I've met in recent months...it helped immensely in making a good down payment on a much more dependable vehicle. I get to continue doing what I love, working with people one on one and I'm planning more cuddle travel soon.
    Best of luck and remember karma and hard work count for a lot!! There is no such thing (Literally) as a free ride!

    Again , a sincere thanks for my dear cuddle friends... especially the regular ones who have booked my time and warm attention. It's a wonderful reciprocation. 🫂🤗😇👸🏻

  • CuddleHugs01234CuddleHugs01234

    @Auroradream Cute ride!

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