So this morning I went out to breakfast. There was a table i was eyeballing , and they said it wasn't able to be sat in due to not having enough servers . Me being hungry and grumpy and feeling slightly entitled got pissy with the poor host, who was simply doing her job. But I took it personally and felt the need to piss and moan. Anyways I finish my meal , go to pee, and was digging in my pocket for my credit card when low and behold my card falls into the very urinal I'm peeing in ! Anyways after wrapping my hands mummy style in paper towels I retrieved it and gave a vigorous cleaning with soap and hand sanitizer. After paying I apologized to the host for being grumpy with her , and that she didn't deserve the response I gave her .
Moral of the story is be a good human, because Karma will piss on you when you least expect it !