Meeting at a nearly deserted hotel on a cold, rainy and windy night. โ›ˆ๏ธ๐ŸŒšโ˜”๏ธ

A cuddlier meets a man in a nearly deserted hotel on the far outskirts of the city at 11pm on a cold, rainy and windy night.

PRO: "Aren't you afraid I could be a serial killer?"

MAN: "Well, the likelihood of there being 2 serial killers in the same room is very low"

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Comments

  • [Deleted User]WldlyThotless (deleted user)

    Interesting introduction to the site! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ thanks for the heads up!!!

  • edited January 2024

    @Vivianne Who said I was the Serial Killer in the room? And who said there were only 2 people in the room? ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜œ

  • @lesmis33 LOL - I need to save that gif. It's how I feel when I see how much I spent at Target and Starbucks each month

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  • Uh oh! OP got banned! ๐Ÿ˜ฌ Maybe mods found out he truly IS a serial killer! ๐Ÿ”ช ๐Ÿ”ช ๐Ÿ”ช
    ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿซฃ๐Ÿคจ

  • "Well, the likelihood of there being 2 serial killers in the same room is very low"

    ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคฆ

    Well, there was The Lonely Hearts Killers, Charles Starkweather/Ann Fugat, The Hillside Stranglers, Bonnie And Clyde, The Manson Family...Yeah these were ALL serial killer (or just killing in general) groups of 2 or more.๐Ÿ˜ณ

    So whatever Dude, happy banning to you!๐Ÿ‘‹

  • @RedFox16
    You beat me to it, I thought the same, and now I have to worry about what happened to OP or their victim.

  • Of course, I hear a slow guitar riff followed by these opening lyrics based the OP's post about meeting at a nearly deserted hotel etc:

    "On a dark desert highway
    Cool wind in my hair
    Warm smell of colitas
    Rising up through the air
    Up ahead in the distance
    I saw a shimmering light
    My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
    I had to stop for the night
    There she stood in the doorway
    I heard the mission bell
    And I was thinkin' to myself
    "This could be heaven or this could be hell"
    Then she lit up a candle
    And she showed me the way
    There were voices down the corridor
    I thought I heard them say"....

  • edited February 2024

    And there's a good movie about peoole meeting at a deserted hotel: Bad Times at The El Royale (2018)

    Also there's this meme which I've heard/seen before:

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