“Not all those who wander are lost” J.R.R. Tolkien's (my personal favorite) I'd say ultimate favorite would be "Life's a journey not a destination" Steven Tyler (that's just one of his AMAZING quotes I adore him smile sigh heavily LOST IN MY HEAD OF THOUGHTS OF HIM Lmao
"It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." ~ Mark Twain
How much better would it be if a liars pants actually caught fire.
“Whose cockamamie idea was this”
-me everyday at work
A true friend is someone who will immediately clear your internet browser history when you die.
I had my crutches and this guy said New Jack I don't want no problems and I said F*** THAT WHACK - Jerome "New Jack" Young on hitting a ring crew member Dark Side of the Ring XPW
As we approach Halloween, remember this:
Inside every living person is a skeleton dying to get out.
Perspective " becomes reality "