You Can't...What? Well known proverbs that begin with the words You Can't______.

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  • You can't stop rock and roll

  • edited November 2024

    Oooh! Scandalous! You can't tell us which wannabe is a sociopath? Do tell!

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  • You can’t tell?

    Just getting back on topic.

  • This one is one of mine (at least I don’t remember stealing it 😎)

    You can’t trust anyone who spends millions of dollars to get a job that pays thousands.

    (hopefully that’s not too political…)

  • Omgosh. Hahahha this is FABULOUS!!! 😊

    (You) Can’t Buy Me Love!

    And thank you @JoyfulHeart I was TOTALLY waiting for that one. ❤️

    U Can’t Touch THIS!!

  • (You) can’t stop the feeling

  • You can't piss out of your butthole
    You can't poops out of your pee hole

  • edited November 2024

    You can't be president if you're a sociopath . Oh wait ...

    You can't be talking like that about someone wo works the garbage truck all day and then goes to McDonald's for a night shift. Seriously people. Some respect.

  • [Deleted User]gem7 (deleted user)
    edited November 2024

    You can't be a beacon if your light don't shine.

    You can't beleive what I just saw.

  • You can't be serious

  • [Deleted User]gem7 (deleted user)

    You can't really dust for vomit.

  • You can't post shit like that on a platonic site

  • You can't make an omelet without killing a few people. - Neverwhere

  • You can't win, if you don't play
    You can't lose, what you never had
    You can't keep, what's not yours
    You can't hold onto something that doesn't want to stay.

  • You can't have an election night virtual cuddle watch party

  • You can’t talk your way out of a mess you behaved your way into.

  • [Deleted User]gem7 (deleted user)

    Who woulda thunk so many of these proverbs. I thought maybe 12 or 15.

    You can't always be a strong cowboy.

  • @Sooson

    You can’t buy happiness

    But I hear you can rent it 😂

    @gem7

    You can't squeeze blood out of a stone

    An Irish pub up in Boston was run by a very muscular bartender with a bone crushing grip. He cut a lemon in half and squeezed the juice into a glass then challenged everyone in the bar, “I will give $100 to anyone who can squeeze one more drop out of this lemon.”

    Several large, burly men, including a policeman, a firefighter and a construction worker tried but could not get a single drop more out of the lemon. Then a frail, elderly man said, “I would like to give it a try”.

    The bartender and all the regulars laughed when the man picked up the lemon half but they fell into silence as he squeezed not just a drop but nearly 2 ounces out of the lemon half.

    The stunned bartender looked at him in awe and said, “what do you do for a living? Were you body builder or mountain climber?”

    The elderly man said, “well I’m retired now but for over 20 years I worked for the IRS.”

  • [Deleted User]gem7 (deleted user)

    @JohnR1972 I like that one.

  • You can't burn the candle at both ends.

    I'm not going to buy a candle for the sake of this experiment, but I think it's possible.

  • [Deleted User]gem7 (deleted user)

    You can't get along with everyone.

  • You can't have everything.... Where would you put it? (From the prophet Steven Wright)

  • You can't stop rock n roll

  • Have your cake and eat it too

  • You can't have your Kate and Edith too.

  • @Falco - that myth has been busted.

  • Omgosh. Love this… what a firecracker she was! ❤️

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