The penguin is mightier than the swordfish.
Speaking of gas stations, QT often has better food than many restaurants...
Well, it's not all that "weird" but I must SAY...☝️😁
The best thing about nudist resorts is going to the bathroom, in my opinion (and experience) "no pee pee dance" is really required once you get inside to pee...Of course it's only true if you're fully naked, for those who aren't fully naked at a nudist resort:
Pee pee dance all you want! 😄😆
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Or so I'm told.
Klingon?
@GuyverGordon "In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu lays dreaming."
Drain you of your sanity. Face the thing that should not be.
Whose mayonnaise is this ?
😄😄😄😄
@pmvines Does it have pink blurpblurps in it? 🤔
Because if it does, then it's my mayonnaise.😁
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
I’m a Cuddle Pros, not a therapist. I’m hear to hold you and listen but I’m in no way equipped to help treat your myriad of mental health ailments
"Because you are HUMAN, therefore sex with ME isn't wise..."
Lol! 😄😆
Well, I have actually told certain human men this "weird thing" before and they usually back off afterwards. It's a win-win!😁👍
Taylor Swift absolutely sucks!!!
Shes got nothing on Brittany Mahomes.
"And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate"