Share your favorite Little Johnny jokes
All the Little Johnny jokes that I know would probably get me banned
Knock knock! Who's there? Little Johnny...
Little Johnny! Go away kiddo you're nasty.
I was going to ask what a Little Johnny joke is, but maybe I shouldn't.
I’ve heard a mix. Some that are …. Ribald, some that are just funny. I like this one.
Little Johnny asks the teacher, “Can I be punished for something I haven’t done?” The teacher is shocked. “Of course not, Johnny! That would be very unfair!” Johnny is relieved. “That’s good to know,” he says, “Because I haven’t done my homework.”
Teacher: “It’s the fourth time you’re late for school this week Johnny! Do you know what that means?!” Little Johnny: “That it’s Thursday, Miss Bramwell.”
Mother: “Johnny, if you keep being this naughty, you’ll get kids who will be very naughty to you!” Little Johnny: “Oh mom, you just betrayed yourself there, didn’t you?”
Little Johnny’s father asked for his report card. Johnny replied, “I don’t have it.” “Why not?” his father asked. “My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.”
Mother: Johnny, please take of my clothes. Johnny: Yes, Mom. Mother: Johnny, please take off my bra. Johnny: Yes, Mom. Mother: Johnny, please take off my panties. Johnny: Yes, Mom. Mother: NOW STOP WEARING MY CLOTHES TO SCHOOL, YOUNG MAN!!!
Who's Johnny, she said. And smiled in her special way.
@pmvines El DeBarge!! You're so eclectic
Johnny Five is alive.
What a fun movie
Little Johnny: Is Rotterdam a bad word? Mom: No. Little Johnny: The teacher got poison ivy, and we're hoping it will Rotterdam arm off.
@IronLemon Such a fun movie!
It is.
Sorry, don't mean to be short. Circuit in my mind must be blown.