Even if there wasn't gravity, I would fall for you.
Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
My favorite cheesy pickup line.
Somewhat on topic… always loved this scene. Glover nailed the sweet buffoon role.
If I told you that you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Worst pick up line:
I saw you across a crowded room and thought: she must have a GREAT personality!
Are you from Jamaica? Because Jamaican me crazy
Because of my height I get this one a lot: you know we are the same height laying down want to try.
@IronLemon omg noooooooo lolol
Hey girl/guy, are you a microwave?
Because mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Did you know Time stands still for No one. Miss because of you!! my name is now No one.
Hi miss you just helped me win the lottery without playing a number.
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: What?
Me: When you fell from heaven?
@CaptainChaos 🤭 My boyfriend sometimes tells me that he has to hide me and he's not giving me back to heaven. 🙈
~ Sunset Snuggles
🫂 Enthusiast 🐄 Vegan 🫧 Kid at Heart
Get your coat love, you've pulled.
Ima go geeky with it for a change of pace
"Are you a support? Because I can't carry this team without you."
"Me Tarzan, you Jane."
@CaptainChaos Next line: because your face looks like it was painful.
Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for?
We were laughing at this one in Knoxville last weekend at M & G
Are you from Tennessee? No? That's very surprising, because you are the only "10-I-See"!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
@CuddleDuncan
I don't understand yours.
Get your coat love, you've pulled. ?????
@CaptainChaos it's from the north of England. "love" is a common informal term of endearment used between strangers, like the American bud or hun.
"Pulled" is an informal term for having successfully attracted a member of the desired sex.
So the line could be given as, "Fetch your coat honey, you've successfully attracted me. Let's go somewhere more comfortable."
I would give up my morning cereal and spoon you instead.
Oh here's one I just made up:
Aye ...... I suppose you'll do.
It's lucky I have my library card...
because I'm checking you out.
Damn what an azz gurl woot woot ! (Says the drunk idiot who never gets a date)
overtly sexual lines aren't permitted. Wasn’t that bad but boarderline. -Stormy