How much time do you spend in various cuddling positions?

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  • @MTex

    Could be a sprint depending on the timer

  • Have no clue honestly. I would say until my arm gets sore/falls asleep

  • I would say 90% sweetheart/pretzel, 10% man (me) as big spoon, and 10% everything else. This is combined for about 25 cuddle sessions over the past 3-4 years.

  • 33.3% face to face
    33.3% me as the big spoon
    33.3% sweetheart

    Potentially 100% weighted blanket if she’s small enough. This is my favorite.

  • My cuddling positions have been varied:

    I was briefly an apprentice before becoming a sous cuddler.

    I was the VP of Spooning before the pandemic.

    I became President of Comforting Cuddles for the Socially Anxious during the pandemic but was forced to resign when an intern accused me of apathy. I still deny the accusation.

    My most recent stint was Consultant to the Cuddle Czar of Pretzel Hugs assisting the Czar in addressing that tangled mess.

    So yeah, I have enjoyed several cuddle positions for varying time lengths.

  • @TheFunCartel I don't think too many can rival such an experienced cuddle resume. 😉

  • edited August 2025

    Making an app for that (an illustrated cuddle position timer with voice aid)..I'll let y'all know when it's done (takes away the guesswork and the pressure)

  • It's different every time, but I could easily spend an hour with my head in my cuddle partner's lap over a pillow as they caress my face.

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