Cuddle farts

[Deleted User]New2th1s (deleted user)

I thought this might spur an interesting, lighthearted discussion. I recently had a cuddle session with someone who had become a regular cuddler of mine. We have become comfortable talking about a lot things including how she help people poop in her job so I decided to talk about farting with her in last session. I warned her that it might happen in our cuddling time that night and we both kinda laughed about it. This has happened to me during cuddles at times when my cuddler was a weighted blanket for me. I don’t know if the cuddler knew or not but we kept cuddling as if it didn’t happen. Thankfully there was no strong smell to go with it. So that’s my cuddling farts story. I’m curious to hear if anyone else is brave enough to share theirs if they have one.😁 Male of female, it’s just a part of life at times that we all have to deal with every now and then. No pressure but share if you’d like. I hope this doesn’t prevent potential future cuddling opportunities for me but I thought it was worth the risk to bring some humor to some that may need it. I hope it is received in that way.🙂

Comments

  • I had to bury a cuddle buddy after a visit to a cafe on an asparagus farm. The police considered charging me with first degree assault on the senses.

  • @New2th1s what the heck? Just no, really. Of all the inane things...im praying this post dies quickly.

  • [Deleted User]New2th1s (deleted user)

    @Auroradream- Sorry, I just couldn't resist, Lol. Who knows, this could bring about greater freedom in communication during cuddling experiences for some people in the days ahead!

  • Inane? Hardly. Don’t suppress science.

  • [Deleted User]New2th1s (deleted user)

    @funcartel, thanks for enlightening me with the science of farts, very interesting! Lol...

  • There seems to be a recent proliferation of fart threads. Ah well, this too shall pass.

  • @New2th1s Yes it is interesting also considering the heavyweight historical figures—Aristotle, Ben Franklin, etc—who addressed farts.

    My two cents is the thread should stay because you prefaced your post that it was meant to be lighthearted. I think in the times we live in that we need to have some silliness to alleviate the stress and anxiety. But you are always going to have someone who disapproves…which is ok but I wish people wouldn’t respond on threads they don’t like personally. Report the thread if it’s that troublesome, but I think this thread is just a welcome attempt at a bit of fun.

  • @stormydaycuddle Will you please lock and also remove ? Thank you !

  • edited September 2025

    The community has requested this post be lockdown. Due to several reasons. I’m going ahead and complying with that request

    To be clear, I do see both sides of this argument.

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